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Vera Effigies Tho: Midletoni Gent.

TWO NEW PLAYES .

VIZ. More DISSEMBLERS besides WOMEN .

VIZ. WOMEN beware WOMEN .

WRITTEN By Tho. Middleton , Gent.

London , Printed for Humphrey Moseley and are to be sold at his Shop at the Prince's Arms in St. Pauls Churchyard . 1657 .

MORE DISSEMBLERS BESIDES WOMEN .

A COMEDY , BY Tho. Middleton , Gent.

LONDON : Printed for Humphrey Moseley , 1657 :

TO THE READER .

WHen these amongst others of Mr. Thomas Middleton's Excellent Poems , came to my hands , I was not a little confident but that his name would prove as great an Inducement for thee to Read , as me to Print them : Since those Issues of his Brain that have already seen the Sun , have by their worth gained themselves a free entertainment amongst all that are ingenious : And I am most certain , that these will no way lessen his Reputation , nor hinder his Admission to any Noble and Recreative Spirits . All that I require at thy hands , is to continue the Author in his deserved Esteem , and to accept of my Endeavors which have ever been to please thee .

Farewel .
UPON The Tragedy of My Familiar Acquaintance , THO. MIDDLETON . WOmen beware Women ; 'tis a true Text Never to be forgot : Drabs of State vext , Have Plots , Poysons , Mischeifs that seldom miss , To murther Vertue with a venom kiss . Witness this worthy Tragedy , exprest By him that well deserv'd among the best Of Poets in his time : He knew the rage , Madness of Women crost ; and for the Stage Fitted their humors , Hell-bred Malice , Strife Acted in State , presented to the life . I that have seen't , can say , having just cause , Never came Tragedy off with more applause . Nath. Richards .
The Actors Names . LOrd Cardinal of Milan . Lactantio , his Nephew . Andrugio , General of Milan . Father to Aurelia . Lords of Milan . Governor of the Fort , Servant to Aurelia . Crotchet , a Singing Master . Sinquapace , a Dancing Master . Usher to Sinquapace . Dondolo , Servant to Lactantio . Dutchess of Milan . Celia , her Waiting-Gentlewoman . Aurelia , Mistress to Andrugio and Lactantio . Page , Lactantio's old Sweet-heart disguised . Servants .

Scaen Milan .

MORE DISSEMBLERS BESIDES WOMEN . The First Part .
Act. 1.
Scaen. 1. Enter Lactantio , and Aurelia , and Servant . Musick . SONG . TO be chaste , is Womans glory , 'Tis her fame and honors story . Here sits she in Funeral weeds , Onely bright in vertuous deeds . Come and read her life and praise , That singing weeps , and sighing plays . Lact. WElcome Souls Musick : I have been listening here To melancholly strains from the Dutchess lodgings . That strange great Widow , that has vow'd so stifly Never to know loves heat in a second Husband : And she has kept the Fort most valiantly ( To th' wonder of her Sex ) this seven years day ; And that's no sorry tryal . A moneths constancy Is held a vertue in a City-widow , And are they excel'd by so much more i'ch' Court ? ' My faith a rare example for our Wives . Heavens blessing of her heart for't poor Soul , Sh'ad need have somewhat to comfort her . What wouldst thou do ? Faith now If I were dead , suppose I wear thy Husband , ( As shortly I will be , and that's as good ) Speak freely , and thou lov'st me . Aur. Alas Sir , I should not have the leasure to make Vows , For dying presently , I should be dead Before you were laid out . Lact. Now fye upon thee for a hasty dier , Wouldst thou not see me buried ? Aur. Talk not on't Sir , These many years , unless you take delight To see me swoun , or make a ghost of me . Lact. Alas poor Soul , i'll kiss thee into colour , Canst thou paint pale so quickly , I perceive then Thou'dst go beyond the Dutchess in her vow , Thou'dst die indeed : What's he ? Aur. Be setled Sir , Spend neither doubt , nor fear upon that fellow , Health cannot be more trusty to mans life , Then he to my necessities in love . Lact. I take him of thy word , and praise his face , Though he look scurvily , I will think hereafter That honesty may walk with fire in's Nose , As well as brave desert in broken clothes : But for thy further safety , I've provided A shape , that at first sight will start thy modesty , And make thee blush perhaps ; but 'twill away After a qualm or two . Virginity Has been put often to those shifts before thee Upon extremities ; a little boldness Cannot be call'd immodesty , especially When there's no means without it , for our safeties ; Thou knowest my Uncle the Lord Cardinal Wears so severe an eye , so strict and holy , It not endures the sight of Woman-kinde About his Lodgings ; Hardly a Matron of Four-score's admitted , Though she be worn to gums , she comes not there , To mumble Mattens , all his admiration Is plac'd upon the Dutchess ; he likes her , Because she keeps her vow , and likes not any ; So do's he love that man , above his Book , That loves no woman , for my Fortunes sake then , For I am like to be his onely Heir . I must dissemble and appear as fair To his opinion , as the brow of Piety ; As void of all impureness as an Altar , Thine ear — that , and we are safe . Aur.

You make me blush Sir .

Lact. 'Tis but a star shot from a beauteous cheek , It blazes Beauties bounty , and hurts nothing . Aur.

The power of Love commands me .

Lact.

I shall wither in comforts , till I see thee .

Exeunt .
Scaen. 2. Enter L. Cardinal in his Closet , and two or three Lords . L. Card. My Lords , I have work for you , when you have hours Free from the cares of State , bestow your eyes Upon those abstracts of the Dutchess vertues , My studies ornaments . I make her Constancy The holy Mistress of my contemplation , Whole volumes have I writ in zealous praise Of her eternal vow : I have no power To suffer Vertue to go thinly clad , I that have ever been in youth , an old man To pleasures and to women , and could never love , but pity 'em , And all their momentary frantick follies . Here I stand up in admiration , And bow to the chaste health of our great Dutchess , Kissing her constant name , O my fair Lords , When we finde grace confirm'd , especially In a creature that's so doubtful as a woman , We'are spirit ravish'd , men of our probation Feel the Sphears , Musick playing in their Souls So long , unto the eternizing of her sex . Sh'as kept her vow so strictly , and as chaste As everlasting life is kept for Vertue . Ev'n from the sight of men , to make her oath As uncorrupt as th'honor of a Virgin That must be strict in thought , or else that title , Like one of Frailties ruines , shrinks to dust . No longer she's a Virgin , then she's just . 1. Lord . Chaste Sir , the Truth and Justice of her Vow To her deceased Lord's able to make poor Mans treasury of praises . But methinks She that has no temptation set before her , Her Vertue has no conquest ; then would her constancy Shine in the brightest goodness of her glory , If she would give admittance , see , and be seen ; And yet resist , and conquer . There were argument For Angels , 't would out-reach the life of praise , Set in Mortalities shortness . I speak this Not for Religion , but for love of her , Whom I wish less religious , and more loving : But I fear she's too constant , that's her fault , But 'tis so rare , few of her sex are took with't , And that makes some amends . L. Card. You have put my zeal into a way , my Lord . I shall not be at peace , till I make perfect ; I'll make her victory harder , 'tis my crown When I bring grace to great'st perfection ; And I dare trust that daughter with a world , None but her vow and she . I know she wears A constancy , will not deceive my praises , A Faith so noble ; she that once knows Heaven , Need put in no security for her truth ; I dare believe her face , use all the art , Temptation , witcheries , sleights , and subtleties , You Temporal Lords , and all your means can practise . 2. Lord .

My Lord , not any we .

L. Card. Her resolute goodness Shall as a Rock stand firm , and send the sin That beat against it , into the bosom of the owners , weeping . 3. Lord .

We with her vertues so .

L. Card. O give me pardon , I have lost my self in her , upon my friends . Your charitable censures I beseech , So dear her white fame is to my souls love 'Tis an affliction ; but to hear it question'd , She's my religious triumph . If you desire a belief rightly to her , Think she can never waver then you'r sure . She has a fixed heart , it cannot erre ; He kills my hopes of woman , that doubts her . 1. Lord .

No more , my Lord , 'tis fixt .

L. Card. Believe my Judgment , I never praise in vain , nor ever spent Opinion idlely , or lost hopes of any , Where I once plac'd it ; welcome as my joys . Now you all part believers of her Vertue . All L.

We are the same most firmly .

L. Card. Good opinion In others reward you , and all your actions . Who's neer us ? Enter a Servant . Serv.

My Lord .

L. Card. Call our Nephew : There's a work too That for bloods sake I labor to make perfect , And it comes on with joy ; he's but a youth To speak of years , yet I dare venture him To old mens goodnesses and gravities , For his strict manners , and win glory by him ; And for the chastness of his continence ( Which is a rare grace in the spring of man ) He do's excel the youth of all our time , Which gift of his more then affinity , Draws my affection in great plenty to him . The company of a woman is as fearful to him , As death to guilty men : I'have seen him blush , When but a Maid was nam'd ; I'm proud of him , Heaven be not angry for't : He's near of kin In disposition to me . I shall do much for him In life time , but in death I shall do all ; There he will finde my love . He's yet too yong In years to rise in state , but his good parts Will bring him in the sooner : Here he comes . Enter Lactantio with a Book .

What at thy Meditation ? half in Heaven .

Lact. The better half my Lord , my minde's there still . And when the heart's above , the body walks here But like an idle Serving-man below , Gaping and waiting for his Masters coming . L. Card.

What man in age , could bring forth graver thoughts ?

Lact. He that lives Fourscore years , is but like one That stays here for a Friend ; when death comes , then Away he goes , and is ne'er seen again . I wonder at the yongmen of our days , That they can dote on pleasure , or what 'tis They give that title too , unless in mockage . There's nothing I can finde upon the Earth , Worthy the name of pleasure , unless 't be To laugh at folly ; which indeed good Charity Should rather pitty : But of all the frenzies That follow flesh and blood ( O reverend Uncle ) The most ridiculous is to fawn on women ; There's no excuse for that , 'tis such a madness , There is no cure set down for't , no Physitian Ever spent hour about it , for they ghest 'Twas all in vain , when they first lov'd themselves , And never since durst practise , cry Heu mihi , That's all the help they have for't . I had rather meet A Witch far North , then a fine Fool in love , The sight would less afflict me , but for modesty ; And your grave presence , that learns men respect , I should fall foul in words upon fond man That can forget his excellence and honor , His serious Meditations being the end Of his Creation , to learn well to die , And live a prisoner to a womans eye . Can there be greater thraldom , greater folly ? L. Card. In making him my heir , I make good works , And they give wealth a blessing , where on the contrary , What curses does he heap upon his soul That leaves his riches to a riotous yong man , To be consum'd on Surfeits , Pride , and Harlets , Peace be upon that spirit , whose life provides A quiet rest for mine . Enter Page with a Letter . Lact.

How now , the news ?

Page . A Letter Sir , brought by a Gentleman That lately came from Rome . Lact. That's she , she's come : I fear not to admit her in his presence ; There is the like already . I'm writ chaste In my grave Uncles thoughts , and honest meanings Think all men's like their own — Thou look'st so pale , What ail'st thou here a' late . Page .

I doubt I have cause Sir .

Lact.

Why , what's the news ?

Page .

I fear Sir I'm with childe :

Lact.

With childe ; peace , peace , speak low :

Page .

'Twill prove I fear so .

Lact. Beshrew my heart for that — Desire the Gentleman To walk a turn or two . L. Card.

What Gentleman ?

Lact. One lately come from Rome , my Lord , in credit , With L. Vincentio ; so the Letter speaks him . L. Card. Admit him , my kinde Boy ; the prettiest Servant That ever man was blest with ; 'tis so meek , So good and gentle , 'twas the best almsdeed That ere you did , to keep him . I have oft took him Weeping alone ( poor Boy ) at the remembrance Of his lost friends ; which as he says , the Sea Swallow'd with all their substance . Lact. 'Tis a truth Sir , Has cost the poor Boy many a feeling tear , And me some too , for company . In such pity , I always spend my part : Here comes the Gentleman . Enter Aurelia like a Gentleman . L. Card. Welcome to Milan Sir , how is the health Of L. Vincentio . Aur. May it please your Grace , I left it well and happy , and I hope The same : Blest Fortune keeps it : L. Card.

I hear your near him .

Aur.

One of his Chamber , my Lord .

Lact. I'd near wish one of her condition nearer , Then to be one of mine . L. Card. Your news is pleasing ; Whilst you remain in Milan , I request you , To know the welcome of no house but ours . Aur.

Thanks to your Grace .

L. Card. I'll leave you to confer ; I'll to the Dutchess , and labor her perfection . Exit Cardinal . Lact. Then thus begins our conference , I arrest thee In Cupids name , deliver up your weapon , It is not for your wearing , Venus knows it . Here's a fit thing indeed , nay , Hangers and all , Away with 'em , out upon 'em , things of trouble , And out of use with you : Now y'are my prisoner , And till you swear you love me , all , and onely You , part not from mine arms . Aur.

I swear it willingly .

Lact. And that you do renounce the Generals love That heretofore laid claim to you . Aur. My heart bids me You need not teach me , that my eye ne'r knew A perfect choice , till it stood blest with you . There's yet a rival , whom you little dream of , Tax me with him , and I'll swear too , I hate him . I'll thrust 'em both together in one Oath , And send'em to some pair of waiting-women , To solder up their credits . Lact. Prethee what's he Another yet , for laughter sake discover him . Aur.

The Governor of the Fort :

Lact.

That old dri'd Neat's tongue .

Aur.

A Gentleman after my Fathers rellish .

Enter Father and Governor . Father .

By your kinde favors Gentlemen :

Aur. O my Father , We are both betray'd . Lact. Peace , you may prove too fearful . To whom your business Sir . Fath. To the Lord Cardinal , If it would please your self , or that yong Gentleman , To grace me with admittance . Lact. I will see Sir , The Gentlemans a stranger , new come o'er . He understands you not — Loff tro veen , Tantumbro , Hoff Tufftee Locumber shaw . Aur.

Quisquimken , sapadlaman , Fool-urchin old Astrata .

Father . Nay , and that be the Language , we can speak't too : Strumpettikin , Bold Harlottum Queaninisma , Whoremongeria . Shame to thy Sex , and sorrow to thy Father . Is this a shape for reputation ? And modesty to mask in ? Thou too cunning For credulous goodness . Did not a reverent respect and honor That's due unto the Sanctimonious peace Of this Lords house , restrain my voice and anger , And teach it soft Humility : I would lift Both your disgraces to the height of grief That you have rais'd in me ; but to shame you I will not cast a blemish upon Vertue . Call that your happiness , and the dearest too . That such a bold attempt could ever boast off . We'll see if a strong Fort can hold you now , Take her Sir to you . Gover. How have I deserv'd The strangeness of this hour ? Father . Talk not so tamely , For you Sir , thank the reverence of this place , Or your Hypocrisie I had put out of grace , I had 'ifaith , if ever I can fit you , Expect to hear from me . Exeunt : Lact. I thank you Sir , The Cough o'th' Lungs requite you : I could curse him Into diseases by whole dozens now . But one's enough to begger him , if he light Upon a wise Physitian . 'Tis a labor To keep those little wits I have about me . Still did I dream that Villain would betray her . I'll never trust slave with a parboil'd nose again . I must devise some trick to excuse her absence Now to my Uncle too ; there is no mischeif But brings one Villain or other still Ev'n close at heels on't . I'm pain'd at heart : If ever there were hope of me to die For love , 'tis now , I never felt such gripings : If I can scape this Climacterical year , Women ne'er trust me , though you hear me swear . Kept with him in the Fort , why there's no hope Of ever meeting now ; my ways not thither , Love bless us with some means to get together , And I'll pay all the old reck'nings . Exit .
Scaen. 3. Enter Dutchess , above , and Celia . Dutch. What a contented rest rewards my minde For faithfulness ; I give it Constancy , And it returns me Peace : How happily Might woman live , methinks , confin'd within The knowledge of one Husband ? What comes of more , rather proclaims Desire Prince of affections , then religious love ; Brings frailty and our weakness into question ; 'Mongst our Male enemies , makes Widows tears , Rather the cup of laughter then of pity ? What credit can our sorrows have with men , When in some moneths space , they turn light again ; Feast , dance , and go in colours ? If my vow Were yet to make , I would not sleep without it , Or make a Faith as perfect to my self In resolution , as a vow would come to ; And do as much right so to Constancy , As strictness could require : For 'tis our goodness , And not our strength that do's it . I am arm'd now 'Gainst all deserts in man , be't Valor , Wisdom , Curtesie , Comeliness , nay , Truth it self , Which seldom keeps him company . I commend The Vertues highly , as I do an Instrument When the Case hangs by th'Wall ; but man himself Never comes near my heart . Enter Lord Cardinal . L. Card. The blessing of Perfection to your thoughts , Lady , For I'm resolv'd they are good ones , Dutch. Honor of greatness , Friend to my vow , and Father to my fame , Welcome , as Peace to Temples . L. Card.

I bring War .

Dutch

How Sir ?

L. Card. A harder fight : If now you conquer , You crown my praises double . Dutch.

What's your aym Sir ?

L. Card. To astonish sin , and all her tempting evils , And make your goodness shine more glorious , When your fair noble vow show'd you the way To excellence in vertue , to keep back The fears that might discourage you at first , Pitying your strength , it shew'd you not the worst . 'Tis not enough for Tapers to burn bright , But to be seen , so to lend others light , Yet not impair themselves , their flame as pure , As when it shin'd in secret , so t'abide Temptations , is the Souls flame truly try'd . I have an ambition , but a vertuous one , I would have nothing want to your Perfection . Dutch. Is there a doubt found yet , is it so hard For woman to recover , with all diligence , And a true fasting faith from sensual pleasure , What many of her sex has so long lost : Can you believe that any sight of man , Held he the worth of Millions in one spirit , Had power to alter me L. Card: No , there's my hope , My credit , and my triumph . Dutch. I'll no more , Keep strictly private , since the glory on't Is but a vertue question'd ; I'll come forth And show my self to all , the world shall witness , That like the Sun , my Constancy can look On Earth's corruptions , and shine clear it self . L. Card.

Hold conquest now , and I have all my wishes .

Cornets : And a shout within Dutch.

The meaning of that sudden shout , my Lord .

L. Card. Seignior Andrugio , General of the Field ; Successful in his Fortunes , is ariv'd , And met by all the gallant hopes of Milan . Welcom'd with Laurel wreaths , and Hymns of praises . Vouchsafe but you , to give him the first grace Madam , Of your so long hid presence , he has then All honors that can bless victorious man . Dutch.

You shall prevail grave Sir .

Enter Andrugio , attended with the Nobility and State , like a Victor . Musick . SONG . LAurel is a Victors due , I give it you , I give it you . Thy name with praise , Thy brow with bays ; We circle round . All men rejoyce With cheerful voice , To see thee like a Conqueror crown'd . A Cupid discending , sings this . I am a little Conqueror too For wreaths of bays , There's Arms of cross , And that's my due . I give the flaming heart , It is my crest . And by the Mothers side , The weeping eye , The sighing brest . It is not power in you , fair beauties , If I command Love , 'tis your duties . Ascend .

During these Songs , Andrugio peruses a Letter delivered him by a Lord , and then closes with this Song below .

Welcome , Welcome , Son of Fame , Honor triumphs in thy Name . Exeunt in State . Lord . Alas poor Gentleman ! I brought him news That like a Cloud spred over all his glories , When he mist her , whom his eye greedily sought for ; His welcome seem'd so poor , he took no joy in't : But when he found her , by her Father forc'd To the old Governors love , and kept so strictly , A coldness strook his heart ; there is no State So firmly happy , but feels Envies might . I know Lactantio , Nephew to the Cardinal , Hates him as deeply as a Rich man death ; And yet his welcome shew'd as fair and friendly , As his that wore the truest love to him . When in his wishes he could drink his blood , And make his heart the sweetness of his food . Exit . Celia .

Madam , Madam .

Dutch. Beshrew thy heart , do'st thou not see me busie : You shew your manners . Celia . In the name of Goodness , What ails my Lady ? Dutch. I confess I'm mortal , There's no defending on't , 'tis cruel flattery To make a Lady believe otherways . Is not this flesh ? Can you drive heat from fire ? So may you love from this ; for Love and Death Are Brothers in this Kingdom , onely Death Comes by the Mothers side , and that's the surest . That General is wondrous fortunate , Has won another field since , and a victory That credits all the rest : He may more boast on't , Then of a thousand conquests . I am lost , Utterly lost , where are my Women now , Alas what help's in them , what strength have they ? I call to a weak guard , when I call them , In rescuing me , they'ld be themselves o'er-come , When I that profest war , am overthrown . What hope's in them then , that nev'r stir'd from home ? My Faith is gone for ever , my Reputation with the Cardinal , My Fame , my Praise , my Liberty , my Peace , Chang'd for a restless Passion : Oh hard spight To lose my seven years victory at one sight . Exit .
Scaen. 4. Enter Dondolo , and the Page with a Shirt . Page .

I prethee Dondolo , take this shirt , and air it a little against my Master rises , I'had rather do any thing then do't y'faith .

Dond.

O monstrous , horrible , terrible , intollerable ! Are not you big enough to air a shirt ; were it a smock now , you liquorish Page , you'ld be hang'd , ere you'ld part from't . If thou do'st not prove as arrant a smell-smock , as any the Town affords , in a Term time , I'll lose my judgment in Wenching .

Page .

Pish ; here Dondolo , prethee take it .

Dond.

It's no more but up and ride with you then ? All my generation were Bedles and Officers : and do you think I'm so easily intreated ? you shall finde a harder peece of work ( Boy ) then you imagine , to get any thing from my hands ; I will not disgenerate so much from the nature of my kinred ; you must bribe me one way or other , if you look to have any thing done , or else you may do't your self . 'Twas just my Fathers humor when he bore office : you know my minde Page , The Song , the Song ; I must either have the Song , you sung to my Master last night , when he went to Bed , or I'll not do a stitch of service for you , from one weeks end to the other . As I am a Gentleman , you shall brush Cloaks , make clean Spurs , nay , pull of strait Boots , although in the tugging , you chance to fall and hazard the breaking of your little Buttocks : I'll take no more pity of your Maribones , then a Butchers Dog of a Rump of Beef ; nay , ka me , ka thee , If you will ease the Melancholy of my minde with singing , I will deliver you from the calamity of Bootshaling .

Page .

Alas you know I cannot sing .

Dond.

Take heed , you may speak at such an hour , that your voice may be clean taken away from you : I have known many a good Gentlewoman say so much as you say now , and have presently gone to Bed , and lay speechless : 'Tis not good to jest , as old Chaucer was wont to say , that broad famous English Poet . Cannot you sing say you ? Oh that a Boy should so keep cut with his Mother , and be given to dissembling .

Page . Faith to your knowledge in't , ill may seem well ; But as I hope in comforts , I've no skill . Dond.

A pox of skill , give me plain simple cunning : Why should not singing be as well got without skill , as the getting of children ; you shall have the arrant'st Fool do as much there , as the wisest Coxcomb of 'em all , let 'em have all the help of Doctors put to 'em ; both the directions of Physitians , and the erections of Pothecaries ; you shall have a plain Hobnail'd Countrey-Fellow , marrying some Dairy-wench , tumble out two of a year , and sometimes three , By'rlady , as the crop falls out ; and your nice paling Physicking-Gentlefolks , some one in nine years , and hardly then a whole one , as it should be ; the wanting of so me Apricock , or something , looses a member on him , or quite spoils it . Come will you sing , that I may warm the shirt ; by this light , he shall put it on cold for me else .

Page .

A Song or two I learnt , with hearing Gentlewomen practise themselves .

Dond.

Come , you are so modest now , 'tis pity that thou was't ever bred to be thrust through a pair of Canions ; thou wouldst have made a pretty foolish Waiting-woman , but for one thing . Wil't ' sing ?

Page .

As well as I can Dondolo .

Dond. Give me the shirt then , I'll warm't as well I can too . Why look you Whoreson Cockscomb , this is a smock . Page .

No 'tis my Masters shirt .

Dond. Why that's true too , Who knows not that ; why 'tis the fashion Fool , All your yong Gallants here of late wear smocks ; Those without Beards especially . Page .

Why what's the reason Sir .

Dond.

Marry very great reason in't : A yong gallant lying a Bed with his Wench , if the Constable should chance to come up and search , being both in smocks , they'd be taken for Sisters ; and I hope a Constable dare go no further : And as for the knowing of their Heads , that's well enough too ; for I know many yong Gentlemen , wear longer hair then their Mistresses .

Page .

'Tis a hot world the whilst :

Dond

Nay , that's most certain ,

And a most witty age of a bald one ; for all Languages y'have many daughters so well brought up , they speak French naturally at fifteen , and they are turn'd to the Spanish and Italian half a year after .

Page . That's like learning the Grammar first , and the Accidence after ; They go backward so . Dond. The fitter for the Italian ; thou'st no wit Boy , Hadst had a Tutor , he'ld have taught thee that . Come , come , that I may be gone Boy ? Musick . Page : SONG . CUpid is Venus onely joy , But he's a wanton Boy : A very , very wanton Boy . He shoots at Ladies naked Brests ; He is the cause of most mens Crests ; I mean upon the Forehead , Invisible , but horrid . Of the short Velvet Mask , he was deviser , That wives may kiss , the husband's ne'r the wiser . 'Twas he first thought upon the way , To keep a Ladies Lips in play . Dond.

Oh rich , ravishing , rare , and inticing : Well , go thy ways , for as sweet a Brested Page , as ever lay at his Masters feet in a Truckle-bed .

Page .

You'll hie you in straight Dondolo ?

Exit . Dond. I'll not miss you . This smockified shirt , or shirted smock , I will go toste ; let me see what's a clock , I must to th'Castle straight to see his love , Either by hook or crook : My Master storming Sent me last night , but I'll be gone this morning . Exit .
Act. 2.
Scaen. 1. Enter Dutchess and Celia . Dutch. SEek out the lightest colours can be got ; The youthful'st dressings ; Tauny is too sad . I am not thirty yet , I have wronged my time , To go so long in black , like a Petitioner . See that the Powder that I use about me , Be rich in Cassia . Cel.

Here's a sudden change .

Dutch. Oh I'm undone in Faith : Stay , art thou certain Lactantio , Nephew to the Cardinal , Was present in the late entertainment of the General ? Cel. Upon my reputation with your Excellence , These eyes beheld him : He came foremost , Madam , 'Twas he in black and yellow . Dutch. Nay , 'tis no matter , either for himself Or for the affectation of his colours , So you be sure he was there . Cel. As sure as sight Can discern man from man , Madam . Exit . Dutch. It suffices . Oh an ill cause had need of many helps , Much art , and many friends , I , and those mighty , Or else it sets in shame . A Faith once lost , Requires great cunning , er't be entertain'd Into the Brest of a belief again . There's no condition so unfortunate , Poor , miserable , to any Creature given , As hers that breaks in vow , she breaks with Heaven : Enter Lord Cardinal . L. Card. Increase of health , and a redoubled courage To Chasteties great Soldier : what so sad Madam ? The memorie of her seven yeares deceased Lord Springs yet into her eyes , as fresh and full As at the seaventh houre after his departure : What a perpetual Fountain is her vertue ? Too much to afflict your self with ancient sorrow Is not so strictly for your strength requird : Your vow is charge enough , beleive me 'tis Madam , You need no waightier task . Dutch. Religious Sir , You heard the last words of my dying Lord . L. Card.

Which I shall nev'r forget .

Dutch. May I entreat Your goodness but to speake'em over to me As neere as memory can be friend your utterance , That I may think a while I stand in presence Of my departing Husband . L. Card. What's your meaning ? In this most vertuous Madam ? Dutch. 'Tis a curtesie I stand in need of Sir , at this time specially , Urge it no further yet ; as it proves to me , You shall hear from me , onely I desire it Effectually from you Sir , that's my request . L. Card. I wonder , yet I'll spare to question farther . You shall have your desire . Dutch. I thank you Sir . A blessing come along with't . L. Card. You see my Lords , what all Earths glory is Rightly defin'd in me , uncertain breath ; A dream of threescore years to the long sleeper , To most not half the time . Beware Ambition , Heaven is not reach'd with Pride , but with submission . And you Lord Cardinal labor to perfect Good purposes begun , be what you seem , Stedfast , and uncorrupt , your actions noble , Your goodness simple , without gain or art , And not in vesture hollier then in heart . But 'tis a pain , more then the pangs of death , To think that we must part , Fellows of life , Thou richness of my joys , kinde and deer Princess . Death had no sting , but for our separation , T'would come more calm then an ev'nings peace , That brings on rest to labors : Thou art so precious , I should depart in everlasting envy Unto the man , that ever should enjoy thee : Oh a new torment strikes his force into me , When I but think on't , I am rack'd and torn , Pity me in thy vertues . Dutch. My lov'd Lord , Let you confirm'd opinion of my life , My love , my faithful love , seal an assurance Of quiet to your spirit , that no forgetfulness Can cast a sleep so deadly on my Sences , To draw my affections to a second liking . L. Card. 'Tas ever been the promise , and the spring Of my great love to thee . For once to marry Is honorable in woman , and her ignorance Stands for a vertue , coming new and fresh ; But second marriage shews desires in flesh : Thence lust , and heat , and common custom grows , But she's part Virgin , who but one man knows . I here expect a work of thy great Faith , At my last parting , I can crave no more , And with thy vow , I rest my self for ever , My soul and it shall flie to Heaven together : Seal to my spirit , that quiet satisfaction , And I go hence in Peace . Dutch.

Then here I vow , never .

L. Card

Why Madam ?

Dutch.

I can go no further .

L. Card.

What have you forgot your vow ?

Dutch.

I have , too certainly .

L. Card. Your vow ? that cannot be ; it follows now , Just where I left . Dutch. My frailty gets before it , Nothing prevails but ill . L. Card.

What ail you Madam ?

Dutch.

Sir , I'm in love .

L. Card. Oh all you powers of Chastity , Look to this woman , let her not faint now For honor of your selves : If she be lost , I know not where to seek my hope in woman . Madam , Oh Madam . Dutch. My desires are sickned Beyond recovery of good counsel Sir . L. Card. What mischeif ow'd a malice to the Sex , To work this spightful ill ; better the man Had never known Creation , then to live Th'unlucky ruine of so fair a Temple ; Yet think upon your vow , revive in Faith , Those are eternal things . What are all pleasures , Flatteries of men , and Follies upon Earth To your most excellent goodness ? Oh she's dead , Stark cold to any vertuous claim within her . What now is heat , is sins . Have I approved Your constancy for this , call'd your Faith noble , Writ volumes of your victories and vertues ? I have undone my judgment , lost my praises , Blemish'd the truth of my opinion . Give me the man , that I may pour him out To all contempt and curses . Dutch. The mans innocent , Full of desert and grace , his name Lactantio . L. Card.

How ?

Dutch.

Your Nephew .

L. Card.

My Nephew !

Dutch. Beshrew the sight of him ; he lives not Sir , That could have conquer'd me , himself excepted . L. Card. He that I lov'd so dearly , does he wear Such killing poyson in his eye to sanctity ? He has undone himself for ever by't , Has lost a friend of me , and a more sure one . Farewel all natural pitty , though my affection Could hardly spare him from my sight an hour , I'll lose him now eternally , and strive To live without him ; he shall straight to Rome . Dutch.

Not if you love my health , or life , my Lord .

L. Card.

This day he shall set forth :

Dutch.

Dispatch me rather .

L. Card.

I'll send him far enough .

Dutch.

Send me to death first .

L. Card. No Basilisk that strikes dead pure affection With venemous eye , lives under my protection . Exit . Dutch. Now my conditions worse then ev'r 'twas yet , My cunning takes not with him : Has broke through The Net , that with all art was set for him , And left the snarer here herself intangled With her own toils . Oh what are we poor souls , When our dissembling fails us ? Surely Creatures As full of want , as any Nation can be That scarce have food to keep bare life about 'em : Had this but took effect , what a fair way Had I made for my love to th' General , And cut of all suspect , all reprehension ? My hopes are kill'd i'th' blossom . Exit .
Scaen. 3. Enter L. Cardinal . L. Card. Let me think upon't , Set holy anger by a while , there's time Allow'd for natural argument : 'Tis she That loves my Nephew , she that loves , loves first ; What cause have I to lay a blame on him then ? He's in no fault in this ; say 'twas his fortune At the free entertainment of the General , 'Mongst others the deserts and hopes of Milan , To come into her sight , where's th' offence yet ? What sin was that in him ? man's sight and presence Are free to publick view : She might as well Have fixed her hearts love then upon some other , I would t'had lighted any where but there , Yet I may erre to wish't , since it appears The hand of Heaven , that onely pickt him out To reward vertue in him by this Fortune , And through affection I'm half conquer'd now , I love his good , as dearly as her vow , Yet there my credit lives in works and praises : I never found a harder fight within me , Since zeal first taught me war , say I should labor To quench this love , and so quench life and all ; As by all likelihood it would prove her death : For it must needs be granted , she affects him As dearly , as the power of love can force , Since her vow aws her not , that was her Saint . What right could that be to Religion To be her end , and disposes my Kinsman ; No I will bear in pity to her heart , The rest commend to Fortune , and my Art . Exit .
Scaen. 4. Enter Father , Governor , Aurelia , and Andrugio disguised . Gover.

I like him passing well :

Fath.

He's a tall fellow .

Andr.

A couple of tall wits : I have seen some service Sir .

Gover.

Nay so it seems by thy discourse goodfellow .

Andr. Good-fellow , calls me theif familiarly : I could shew many marks of resolution , But modesty could wish'em rather hidden : I fetcht home three and twenty wounds together In one set battel , where I was defeated At the same time of the third part of my Nose , But meeting with a skilful Surgeon ; Took order for my snuffling . Gover. And a Nose Well heal'd , is counted a good cure in these days , It saves many a mans honesty , which else Is quickly drawn into suspition . This night shall bring you acquainted with your charge ; In the mean time you and your valors welcome . Would we had more store of you , although they come With fewer marks about 'em . Fath.

So wish I Sir .

Exeunt Father and Governor . Andr. I was about to call her ; and she stays Of her own gift , as if she knew my minde ; Certain she knows me not , not possible . Aur. What if I left my token , and my Letter With this strange fellow , so to be convey'd Without suspition to Lactantio's servant : Not so , I'll trust no fresh-man with such secrets ; His ignorance may mistake , and giv't to one That may belong to th'General ; for I know He sets some spies about me , but all he gets Shall not be worth his pains . I would Lactantio Would seek some means to free me from this place , 'Tis prisonment enough to be a Maid ; But to be mew'd up too , that case is hard , As if a Toy were kept , by a double guard . Andr. Away she steals again , not minding me . 'Twas not at me she offer'd : Hark you Gentlewoman . Aur.

With me Sir ?

Andr. I could call you by your name ; But Gentle's the best attribute to woman . Aur. Andrugio , Oh as welcome to my Lips , As morning Dew to Roses : My first love . Andr.

Why have you more then ?

Aur. What a word was there ? More then thy self , what woman could desire If reason had a part of her Creation ? For loving you , you see Sir I'm a prisoner ; There's all the cause they have against me Sir . A happy persecution , I so count on't . If any thing be done to me for your sake , 'Tis pleasing to me . Andr. Are you not abus'd , Either through force , or by your own consent ; Hold you your honor perfect and unstain'd ; Are you the same still , that at my departure , My honest thoughts maintain'd you to my heart ? Aur.

The same most just .

Andr.

Swear 't .

Aur. By my hope of fruitfulness , Love , and agreement , the three joys of marriage : Andr. I am confirm'd , and in requital on't , Ere long expect your freedom . Aur. Oh you flatter me , It is a wrong to make a wretch too happy , So suddenly upon affliction . Beshrew me , if I be not sick upon't ; 'Tis like a surfeit after a great feast . My freedom said you ? Andr.

Do'st o'rcome you so ?

Aur. Temptation never overcame a sinner More pleasingly , then this sweet news my heart . Here's secret joy can witness , I am proud on't . Andr. Violence I will not use , I come a friend , 'Twere madness to force that , which wit can end : Aur.

Most vertuously deliver'd :

Andr.

Thou art in raptures :

Aur.

My love , my love .

Andr. Most vertuously deliver'd , Spoke like the sister of a Puritan Midwife : Will you embrace the means that I have thought on , With all the speed you can ? Aur. Sir any thing . You cannot name't too dangerous , or too homely . Andr. Fie , you over-act your happiness , You drive slight things to wonders . Aur. Blame me not Sir , You know not my affection : Andr. Will you hear me , There are a sect of pilfring juggling people , The vulgar tongue call Gipseys . Aur. True , the same Sir . I saw the like this morning : Say no more Sir ; I apprehend you fully : Andr.

What , you do not ?

Aur.

No : Hark you Sir .

Andr. Now by this light 'tis true : Sure if you prove as quick as your conceit , You'll be an exc'lent breeder . Aur. I should do reason by the Mothers side Sir , If Fortune do her part , in a good Getter . Andr. That's not to do now ( sweet ) the man stands near thee . Aur. Long may he stand most fortunately Sir , Whom her kinde goodness has appointed for me Andr.

A while I'll take my leave to avoid suspition :

Aur.

I do commend your course ; good Sir forget me not .

Andr.

All comforts sooner .

Aur.

Liberty is sweet , Sir .

Andr. I know there's nothing sweeter , next to love , But health it self , which is the Prince of life . Aur.

Your knowledge raise you Sir .

Andr.

Farewel till evening .

Exit Andrugio . Aur. And after that , farewel sweet Sir for ever . A good kinde Gentleman to serve our turn with , But not for lasting : I have chose a Stuff Will wear out two of him , and one finer too : I like not him that has two Mistresses ; War , and his sweet-heart , he can ne'r please both : And War's a soaker , she's no friend to us , Turns a man home sometimes to his Mistress , Some forty ounces poorer then he went . All his discourse out of the Book of Surgery , Seer-cloth , and Salve , and lies you , all in Tents , Like your Camp-Victlers : Out upon't , I smile To think how I have fitted him with an office ; His love takes pains to bring our loves together , Much like your man that labors to get treasure , To keep his wife high for anothers pleasure . Exit .
Act. 3.
Scaen. 1. Enter Lactantio , and Page . Page .

THink of your shame and mine .

Lact. I prethee peace , Thou art th'unfortunat'st peece of taking business , That ever man repented , when day peep'd ; I'll ne'r keep such a peece of Touch-wood again , And I were rid of thee once . Welfare those That never sham'd their Master , I have had such , And I may live to see the time again ; I do not doubt on't : Page . If my too much kindness Receive your anger onely for reward , The harder is my fortune , I must tell you Sir , To stir your care up to prevention , ( Misfortunes must be told as well as blessings ) When I left all my friends in Mantua , For your loves sake alone , then with strange oaths You promis'd present marriage . Lact. With strange oaths quoth ' a , They're not so strange to me , I have sworn the same things , I am sure forty times over ; not so little . I may be perfect in 'em , for my standing . Page .

You see 'tis high time now Sir .

Lact. Yes , yes , yes , Marriage is nothing with you ; a toy till death . If I should marry all those I have promis'd , 'Twould make one Vicar hoarse , ere he could dispatch us : I must devise some shift , when she grows big , Those Masculine Hose will shortly prove too little : What if she were convey'd to Nurses house ; A good sure old Wench ; and she'ld love the childe well , Because she suckl'd the Father : No ill course By my Mortality , I may hit worse . Enter Dondolo .

Now Dondolo , the news .

Dond.

The news :

Lact.

How do's she .

Dond. Soft , soft Sir , you think 'tis nothing to get news out o'th' Castle ; I was there . Lact.

Well Sir .

Dond.

As you know a merry fellow may pass any where .

Lact.

So Sir .

Dond

Never in better fooling in my life .

Lact.

What's this to th' purpose ?

Dond.

Nay 'twas nothing to th' purpose , that's certain .

Lact.

How Wretched this slave makes me ! Didst not see her ?

Dond.

I saw her .

Lact.

Well , what said she then ?

Dond.

Not a word Sir .

Lact.

How , not a word ?

Dond. Proves her the better Maid ; For Virgins should be seen more then they'r heard . Lact.

Exceeding good Sir ; you are no sweet villain .

Dond.

No Faith Sir ; for you keep me in foul Linnen .

Lact.

Turn'd scurvy rimer are you ?

Dond. Not scurvy neither , Though I be somewhat itchy in the profession ; If you could hear me out with patience , I know her minde As well as if I were in her belly : Lact.

Thou saidst ev'n now , she never spake a word :

Dond.

But she gave certain signs , and that's as good .

Lact.

Canst thou conceive by signs ?

Dond. Oh passing well Sir , Ev'n from an Infant ; did you nev'r know that ? I was the happiest childe in all our Country , I was born of a dumb woman . Lact.

How ?

Dond.

Stark dumb Sir : My Father had a rare bargain of her , a rich peniworth ; there would have been but too much money given for her . A Justice of Peace was about her , but my Father being then Constable , carried her before him .

Lact. Well since we are entred into these dumb shews , What were the signs she gave you ? Dond. Many and good , Sir . Imprimis , she first gap'd , but that I ghess'd Was done for want of air , cause she's kept close ; But had she been abroad , and gapt as much , T'had been another case ; then cast she up Her pretty eye , and wink't ; the word me thought was then Come not till twitter light : Next , thus her fingers went , As who should say , I'd fain have a hole broke to 'scape away . Then look'd upon her watch , and twice she nodded , As who should say , The hour will come Sweet-heart That I shall make two Noddies of my Keepers . Lact. A third of thee . Is this your Mother tongue ? My hopes are much the wiser for this Language , There is no such curse in love to an arrant Ass . Dond

O yes , Sir , yes , an arrant whore's far worse . You nev'r lin railing on me , from one weeks end to another : But you can keep a little Tit-mouse Page there , that's good for nothing , but to carry Tooth-picks , put up your Pipe or so , that's all he's good for : he cannot make him ready as he should do , I am fain to truss his points ev'ry morning . Yet the proud scornful Ape , when all the lodgings were taken up with strangers th'other night , he would not suffer me to come to Bed to him , but kickt and prickt , and pinch'd me , like an Urchin ; there's no good quality in him . Oh my Conscience , I think he scarce knows how to stride a Horse ; I saw him with a little hunting Nag , but thus high t'other day , and he was fain to lead him to a high rail , and get up like a Butter-wench ; there's no good Fellowship in this Dandiprat , this Dive-dapper , as is in other Pages ; they'd go a swimming with no familiarly i'th' heat of Summer , and clap what you call'ems : But I could never get that little Monkey yet to put off his Breeches . A tender , puling , nice , chitty fac'd Squal ' cis .

Lact. Is this the good you do me ? his love's wretched , And most distress'd , that must make use of Fools . Dond. Fool to my face still ! that's unreasonable ; I will be a knave one day for this trick , Or it shall cost me a fall , though it be from a Gibbet , It has been many a proper mans last leap .

Nay sure I'll be quite out of the precincts of a Fool , if I live but two days to an end : I will turn Gipsey presently , and that's the high-way to the dantiest knave that ever Mothers Son took journey too . Oh those dear Gipseys , they live the merriest lives , eat sweet stoln Hens , pluckt over Pales or Hedges by a twitch ; they are nev'r without a plump and lovely Goose , or beautiful Sow-pig ; those things I saw with mine own eyes to day ; they call those vanities , and triffling pilfries : But if a privy search were made amongst 'em , they should finde other manner of ware about 'em ; Cups , Rings , and Silver Spoons , by'r Lady , Bracelets , Pearl Neck-laces , and Chains of Gold sometimes ; they are the wittiest theeves : I'll stay no longer , but ev'n go look what I can steal , now presently , and so begin to bring my self acquainted with 'em .

Exit . Lact. Nothing I fear so much , as in this time Of my dull absence , her first love , the General Will wind himself into her affection , By secret gifts and Letters ; there's the mischief ; I have no enemy like him , though my policy Dissembled him a welcome , no mans hate Can stick more close unto a loath'd disease , Then mine to him . Enter Lord Cardinal . L. Card. What ails this pretty Boy to weep so often ? Tell me the cause childe ; how his eyes stand full ! Beshrew you Nephew , you're too bitter to him ; He is so soft , th'unkindness of a word Melts him into a woman ; 'lass poor Boy , Thou shalt not serve him longer ; 'twere great pity That thou shouldst wait upon an angry Master . I have promis'd thee to one will make much of thee , And hold thy weak youth in most deer respect . Page . Oh I beseech your Grace , that I may serve No Master else . L. Card. Thou shalt not : Mine's a Mistress , The greatest Mistress in all Milan , Boy ; The Dutchess self . Page .

Nor her , nor any :

L. Card. Cease Boy , Thou knowest not thine own happiness , through fondness , And therefore must be learn't ; go dry thine eyes . Page .

This rather is the way to make 'em moister .

Exit Page . L. Card.

Now Nephew , Nephew .

Lact. Oh y'have snatcht my spirit Sir , From the divinest Meditation That ever made Soul happy . L. Card. I am afraid I shall have as much toil to bring him on now , As I had pains to keep her off from him . I have thought it fit Nephew , considering The present barrenness of our name and house , ( The onely Famine of succeeding honor ) To move the ripeness of your time to marriage . Lact.

How Sir , to marriage ?

L. Card. Yes , to a fruitful life ; We must not all be strict so generation Would lose her right ; thou'rt yong , 'tis my desire To see thee bestow'd happily in my life time . Lact. Does your Grace well remember who I am , When you speak this ? L. Card. Yes , very perfectly ; Y'are a yong man , full in the grace of life , And made to do love credit ; proper , handsome , And for affection , pregnant . Lact. I beseech you Sir , Take off your praises , rather then bestow 'em Upon so frail a use , alas you know Sir , I know not what love is , or what you speak of ; If woman be amongst it , I shall swoun ; take her away For contemplation's sake ; most serious Uncle , Name no such thing to me . L. Card. Come , come you'r fond : Prove but so strict and obstinate in age , And you are well to pass . There's honest love Allow'd you now for recreation ; The years will come when all delights must leave you . Stick close to Vertue then ; in the mean time There's honorable joys to keep youth company ; And if death take you there , dying no adulterer , You'r out of his eternal reach , defie him . List hither , come to me , and with great thankfulness , Welcome thy Fortunes ; 'tis the Dutchess loves thee . Lact.

The Dutchess !

L. Card. Dotes on thee : Will die for thee , Unless she may enjoy thee . Lact.

She must die then .

L. Card.

How ?

Lact. Alas , do you think she ever means to do't Sir ? I'll sooner believe all a woman speaks , Then that she'll die for love : She has a vow my Lord , That will keep life in her . L. Card. Believe me then , That should have bounteous interest in thy Faith , She's thine , and not her vows , the more my sorrow , My toil , and my destruction . Lact.

My blood dances .

L. Card. And though that bashful Maiden vertue in thee , That never held familiar league with woman , Binds fast all pity to her heart that loves thee . Let me prevail , my counsel stands up to thee ; Embrace it as the fulness of thy Fortunes , As if all blessings upon Earth were clos'd Within one happiness ; for such an other Whole life could never meet with ; go and present Your service , and your love , but on your hopes Do it religiously : What need I doubt him , Whom Chastity locks up ? Lact. Oh Envy , hadst thou no other means to come by vertue , But by such treachery ! The Dutchess love ! Thou wouldst be sure to aim it high enough , Thou knew'st full well 'twas no prevailing else . Sir , what your will commands , mine shall fulfil : I'll teach my heart in all t'obey your will . Enter Lords . L. Card. A thing you shall not lose by . Here come the Lords , Go follow you the course that I advised you ; The comfort of thy presence is expected ; Away with speed to Court , she languishes For one deer sight of thee . For life's sake haste , You lose my favor if you let her perish . Lact. And art thou come brave Fortune , the reward Of neat hypocrisie , that ever book't it , Or turn'd up transitory white o'th' eye After the Feminine rapture : Dutchess and I Were a fit match , can be deny'd of no man ; The best dissembler lights on the best woman ; 'Twere sin to part us . Exit : L. Card. You Lights of State , Truths Friends , much honored Lords , Faithful admirers of our Dutchess vertues , And firm Believers ; it appears as plain As knowledge to the eyes of industry , That neither private motion , which holds counsel Often with womans frailty , and her blood , Nor publick sight , the lightning of temptations , Which from the eye strikes sparks into the bosom , And sets whole hearts on fire , hath power to raise A heat in her 'bove that which feeds chaste life , And gives that cherishing means ; she's the same still , And seems so seriously imploy'd in soul , As if she could not tend to cast an eye Upon deserts so low as those in man . It merits famous memory I confess ; Yet many times when I behold her youth , And think upon the lost hopes of posterity , Succession , and the royal fruits of Beauty , All by the rashness of one vow made desperate , It goes so near my heart , I feel it painful , And wakes me into pity oftentimes , When others sleep unmov'd . 1 Lord . I speak it faithfully , For 'tis poor fame to boast of a disease , Your Grace has not endured that pain alone ; T'has been a grief of mine , but where's the remedy ? L. Card. True , there your Lordship spake enough in little ; There's nothing to be hoped for but repulses ; She's not to seek for armor against love , That has bid battel to his powers so long ; He that should try her now , had need come strong , And with more force then his own Arguments , Or he may part disgrac'd , being put to flight ; That Soldier's tough , has been in seven years fight , Her vow's invincible ; for you must grant this , If those desires train'd up in flesh and blood To war continually 'gainst good intents , Prove all too weak for her , having advantage Both of her sex , and her unskilfulness At a Spiritual weapon , wanting knowledge To manage resolution , and yet win ; What force can a poor Argument bring in ? The Books that I have publish'd in her praise , Commend her constancy , and that's Fame-worthy ; But if you read me o'r with eyes of enemies , You cannot justly , and with honor tax me , That I disswade her life from marriage there : Now Heaven , and fruitfulness forbid , not I : She may be constant there , and the hard war Of Chastity , is held a vertuous strife , As rare in marriage , as in single life ; Nay , by some writers rarer : hear their reasons , And you'll approve 'em fairly . She that's single , Either in Maid or Widow , oftentimes The fear of shame , more then the fear of Heaven , Keeps chaste , and constant ; when the tempest comes She knows she has no shelter for her sin , It must endure the weathers of all censure : Nothing but Sea and Air , that poor Bark feels , When she in wedlock is like a safe vessel That lies at anchor ; come what weathers can , She has her Harbor : At her great unlading , Much may be stoln , and little waste ; the Master Thinks himself rich enough with what he has , And holds content by that . How think you now Lords ? If she that might offend safe , does not erre , What's chaste in others , is most rare in her . 2 Lord .

What wisdom but approves it ?

1 Lord . But my Lord , This should be told to her it concerns most ; Pity such good things should be spoke and lost . L. Card. That were the way to lose 'em utterly , You quite forget her vow ; yet now I think on't , What is that vow ? 'Twas but a thing inforc'd , Was it not Lords ? 1 Lord .

Meerly compell'd indeed .

L. Card. Onely to please the Duke , and forced vertue Fails in her merit , there's no crown prepar'd for't : What have we done , my Lords ? I fear we have sin'd In too much strictness to uphold her in't , In cherishing her will ; for womans goodness Takes counsel of that first , and then determines . She cannot truly be call'd constant now , If she persever ; rather obstinate , The Vow appearing forced , as it proves , Try'd by our purer thoughts : The grace and triumph Of all her victories , are but idle glories ; She wilful , and we enemies to succession . I will not take rest , till I tell her soul As freely as I talk to those I keep . Lords .

And we'll all second you , my Lord .

L. Card. Agreed . We'll knit such knots of Arguments so fast , All wit in her shall not undo in hast . 2 Lord . Nay sure , I think all we shall be too hard for her , Else she's a huge wilde Creature . 1 Lord . If we win , And she yeild marriage , then will I strike in . Exeunt :
Scaen. 2. Enter Dutchess and Celia . Dutch. Thou tell'st me happy things , if they be certain , To bring my wishes about wondrous strangely . Lactantio Nephew to the Cardinal , The Generals secret enemy ? Cel. Most true Madam , I had it from a Gentleman , my Kinsman , That knows the best part of Lactantio's bosom . Dutch. It happens passing fortunately , to save Imployment in another ; he will ' come now A necessary property ; he may thank The need and use we have of him for his welcome . Now who's that knocks ? Knocks within . Cel. Madam , 'tis he , with speed . I thought he had brought his horse to th' Chamber door , He made such haste and noise . Dutch. Admit him prethee , And have a care your heart be true and secret : Cel.

Take life away from't , when it fails you Madam .

Exit . Enter Lactantio . Dutch. Enough ; I know thee wise . He comes with haste indeed : Are you come now Sir ? You should have staid yet longer , and have found me Dead , to requite your haste . Lact.

Love bless you better Madam .

Dutch. Must I bid welcome to the man undoes me , The cause of my vows breach , my honor's enemy ; One that does all the mischief to my fame , And mocks my seven years conquest with his name ? This is a force of Love was never felt ; But I'll not grudge at Fortune , I will take Captivity cheerfully : Here , seise upon me , And if thy heart can be so pitiless To chain me up for ever in those arms , I'll take it mildly , I , and thank my Stars , For w'are all subject to the chance of wars . Lact. We are so , yet take comfort vanquish'd Dutchess , I'll use you like an honorable prisoner , You shall be entreated ; day shall be Free for all sports to you , the night for me ; That's all I challenge , all the rest is thine ; And for your fare 't' shall be no worse then mine . Dutch. Nay then I'm heartily pleasant , and as merry As one that ows no malice , and that's well Sir ; You cannot say so much for your part , can you ? Lact. Faith all that I ow , is to one man , Madam , And so can few men say : Marry that malice Wears no dead flesh about it , 'tis a stinger . Dutch. What is he that shall dare to be your enemy , Having our friendship , if he be a servant And subject to our Law ? Lact. Yes , trust me Madam , Of a vilde fellow , I hold him a true subject ; There's many arrant knaves , that are good subjects , Some for their livings sakes , some for their lives , That will unseen , eat men , and drink their wives . Dutch. They are as much in fault that know such people , And yet conceal 'em from the whips of Justice . For love's sake give me in your foe betimes , Before he vex you further ; I will order him To your hearts wishes , load him with disgraces , That your revenge shall rather pity him , Then wish more weight upon him . Lact. Say you so Madam ! Here's a blest hour , that feeds both love and hate ; Then take thy time brave malice : Vertuous Princess , The onely enemy that my veng'ance points to , Lives in Andrugio . Dutch.

What the General ?

Lact.

That's the man , Madam .

Dutch.

Are you serious Sir ?

Lact.

As at my prayers .

Dutch. We meet happily then In both our wishes ; he's the onely man My will has had a longing to disgrace , For divers capital contempts ; my memory Shall call 'em all together now ; nay Sir , I'll bring his faith in War , now into question , And his late conference with th'enemy . Lact. By'r Lady a shrewd business , and a dangerous . Seignior , your neck's a cracking . Dutch.

Stay , stay Sir , take Pen and Ink .

Lact.

Here's both , and Paper , Madam .

Dutch.

I'll take him in a fine trap .

Lact.

That were exc'llent .

Dutch.

A Letter so writ , would abuse him strangely .

Lact. Good Madam , let me understand your minde , And then take you no care for his abusing , I serve for nothing else . I can write fast and fair Most true Orthography , and observe my stops . Dutch. Stay , stay a while , You do not know his hand . Lact. A bastard Roman , Much like mine own I could go near it Madam . Dutch.

Marry and shall .

Lact. We were once great together , And writ Spanish Epistles one to another , To exercise the Language . Dutch. Did you so ? It shall be a bold Letter of temptation With his name to't , as writ , and sent to me . Lact. Can be no better Lady ; stick there Madam , And never seek further . Dutch. Begin thus : Fair Dutchess , say : We must use flattery , if we imitate man , 'Twill nev'r be thought his Pen else . Lact.

Most fair Dutchess .

Dutch. What need you have put in most , yet since 'tis in , Let 't ev'n go on , few women would finde fault with't ; We all love to be best , but seldom mend : Go on Sir . Lact

Most fair Dutchess ! Here's an admiration point .

Dutch.

The report of your vow shall not fear me .

Lact.

Fear me : Two stops at fear me .

Dutch.

I know y'are but a woman .

Lact.

But a woman ; a comma at woman .

Dutch.

And what a woman is , a wiseman knows .

Lact.

Wise-man knows : A Full-prick there .

Dutch.

Perhaps my condition may seem blunt to you .

Lact.

Blunt to you : A comma here again .

Dutch.

But no mans love can be more sharp set .

Lact.

Sharp set , there a colon ; for colon is sharp set oftentimes .

Dutch.

And I know desires in both sexes have skill at that weapon .

Lact.

Skill at that weapon : A Full-prick here , at weapon .

Dutch. So , that will be enough : Subscribe it thus now . One that vows service to your affections : Seignior such a one . Lact.

Seignior Andrugio : G. that stands for General .

Dutch. And you shall stand for Goose cap : Give me that , Betake you to your business ; speedily Sir , We give you full authority from our person , In right of Reputation , Truth , and Honor , To take a strong Guard , and attach his body . That done , to bring him presently before us , Then we know what to do . Lact. My hate findes wings , Mans spirit flies swift to all revengeful things . Exit . Dutch. Why here's the happiness of my desires , The means safe , unsuspected , far from thought ; His state is like the world's condition right , Greedy of gain , either by fraud or stealth ; And whil'st one toils , another gets the wealth . Exit .
Act. 4.
Scaen. 1. Enter Andrugio . Andr. NOw Fortune shew thy self the Friend of Love , Make her way plain , and safe ; cast all their eyes That guard the Castle , into a thicker blindness then thine own , Darker then Ignorance or Idolatry , That in that shape , my love may pass unknown , And by her freedom , set my comforts free . This is the place appointed for our meeting , Yet comes she , I am coveteous of her sight ; That Gipsey habit alters her so far From knowledge that our purpose cannot erre ; She might have been here now , by this time largely And much to spare : I would not miss her now In this plight , for the loss of a years joy . She's ignorant of this house , nor knows she where , Or which way to bestow her self through fear . Enter Lactantio with a Guard . Lact. Close with him Gentlemen . In the Dutchess name We do attach your body . Andr. How , my body ! What means this rudeness ? Lact. You adde to your offences , Calling that rudeness , that is fair command , Immaculate Justice , and the Dutchess pleasure . Andr.

Seignior Lactantio , Oh are you the Speaker ?

Lact.

I am what I am made .

Andr.

Shew me my crime .

Lact.

I fear you'll have too many shewn you Sir .

Andr. The Father of untruths possesses thy spirit , As he commands thy tongue : I defie fear , But in my love , it onely settles there . Lact.

Bring him along .

Andr. Let Laws severest browe Bend at my deeds , my innocence shall rise A shame to thee , and all my enemies : Lact.

Y'are much the happier man .

Andr. Oh my hard crosses ; Grant me the third part of one hours stay . Lact.

Sir , not a minute .

Andr.

Oh she's lost .

Lact.

Away .

Exeunt :
Scaen. 2. Enter Aurelia like a Gipsey . Aur. I'm happily escap'd , not one pursues me , This shape's too cunning for 'em ; all the sport was The Porter would needs know his fortune of me As I past by him : 'Twas such a plunge to me , I knew not how to bear my self ; at last I did resolve of somewhat , look'd in's hand , Then shook my head , bad him make much on's eyes , He would lose his sight clean , long before he dies , And so away went I , he lost the sight of me quickly . I told him his fortune truer for nothing , then some Of my Complexion , that would have couzen'd him of his money . This is the place of meeting ; where's this man now , That has took all this care and pains for nothing ? The use of him is at the last cast now , Shall onely bring me to my former face again , And see me somewhat cleanlier at his cost , And then farewel Andrugio ; when I am handsome I'm for another straight : I wonder troth That he would miss me thus , I could have took Many occasions besides this , to have left him , I'm not in want , he need not give me any ; A womans will has still enough to spare To help her friends , and need be : What , not yet ? What will become of me in this shape then ? If I know where to go , I'm no dissembler ; And I'll not lose my part in one woman so , For such a triffle , to forswear my self . But comes he not indeed ? Enter Dondolo . Dond.

Oh ex'lent , by this light here's one of them . I thank my Stars : I learnt that phrase in the Half-Moon Tavern . By your leave good Gipsey , I pray how far off is your company ?

Aur. Oh happiness ! This is the merry Fellow My love Seignior Lactantio takes delight in ; I'll send him away speedily , with the news Of my so strange and fortunate escape , And he'll provide my safety at an instant . My friend , thou serv'st Seignior Lactantio . Dond.

Who I serve ? Gipsey , I scorn your motion ; and if the rest of your company give me no better words , I will hinder 'em the stealing of more Pully then fifty Poulterers were ever worth , and prove a heavier enemy to all their Pig-booties ; they shall travel like Jews , that hate Swines flesh , and never get a Sowe by th'ear all their life time . I serve Lactantio ? I scorn to serve any Body , I am more Gipsey-minded then so ; though my face look of a Christian colour , if my belly were ript up , you shall finde my heart as black as any patch about you . The truth is , I am as arrant a theif , as the proudest of your company , I'll except none : I am run away from my Master in the state of a Fool , and till I be a perfect knave , I never mean to return again .

Aur. I'm nev'r the happier for this Fortune now , It did but mock me . Dond.

Here they come : Here they come .

Enter a company of Gipseys , Men and Women , with Booties of Hens , and Ducks , &c. singing . Musick . Cap. SONG . Come my dainty Doxes , My Dells , my Dells most deer . We have neither House nor Land , Yet never want good cheer . All .

We never want good cheer .

Cap. We take no care for Candle , Rents , 2 : We lie . 3. We snort . Cap. We sport in Tents . Then rouze betimes , and steal our dinners . Our store is never taken Without Pigs , Hens , or Bacon , And that's good meat for sinners . At Wakes and Fairs we cozen , Poor Country folks by dozen , If one have money , be disburses , Whilst some tell fortunes , some pick purses . Rather then be out of use We'll steal Garters , Hose , or Shoes , Boots , or Spurs with gingling Rowels , Shirts or Napkins , Smocks or Towels . Come live with us , come live with us , All you that love your eases ; He that's a Gipsey , May be drunk or tipsey , At what hour he pleases . All . We laugh , we quaff , we roar , we scuffle . We cheat , we drab , we filtch , we shuffle . Dond.

Oh sweet ! they deserve to be hang'd for ravishing of me .

Aur. What will become of me , if I seem fearful now , Or offer sudden flight ? then I betray my self ; I must do neither . Cap. Gips. Ousabel , camcheteroon , puscatelion , hows-drows . 2. Rumbos stragadelion Alla piskitch in Sows-clows . Oh , Oh! Dond.

Piskitch in howse-clout .

I shall nev'r keep a good tongue in my head , till I get this Language .

Cap.

Umbra fill kevolliden , magro-pye .

Dond.

He calls her Magot o' pie .

Aur.

I love your Language well , but understand it not .

Cap.

Hah .

Aur. I am but lately turn'd to your profession , Yet from my youth , I ever lov'd it deerly , But never could attain to't : Steal I can ; It was a thing I ever was brought up to , My Father was a Miller , and my Mother A Taylors widow . Dond.

She's a theif on both sides .

Cap. Give me thy hand , thou art no Bastard born , We have not a more true bred theif amongst us . All .

Not any Captain .

Dond.

I pray take me into some grace amongst you too , for though I claim no goodness from my parents to help me forward into your Society , I had two Uncles that were both hang'd for robberies , if that will serve your turn , and a brave cut-purse to my Cozen-german : If kinred will be taken , I am as neer a kin to a theif as any of you that had Fathers and Mothers .

Cap.

What is it thou requirest , noble Cozen ?

Dond.

Cozen ! nay , and we be so near a kin already , now we are sober , we shall be sworn Brothers when we are drunk : The naked truth is Sir , I would be made a Gipsey as fast as you could devise .

Cap.

A Gipsey !

Dond.

I with all the speed you can Sir ; the very sight of those stoln Hens , eggs me forward horribly

Cap.

Here's dainty Ducks too Boy .

Dond.

I see 'em but too well ; I would they were all rotten rosted , and stuft with Onions .

Cap.

Lov'st thou the common food of Eygpt , Onions ?

Dond.

I , and Garlick too : I have smelt out many a Knave by't ; but I could never smell mine own breath yet , and that's many a mans fault ; he can smell out a Knave in another sometimes three yards off , yet his Nose standing so nigh his mouth , he can never smell out himself .

Cap.

A pregnant Gipsey .

All .

A most witty sinner .

Cap.

Stretch forth thy hand Coz ; art thou fortunate ?

Dond.

How ? fortunate ! nay , I cannot tell that my self ; wherefore do I come to you but to learn that ? I have sometimes found money in old shooes , but if I had not stoln more then I have found , I had had but a scurvy thin-cheek'd fortune on't .

Cap.

Here's a fair Table .

Dond.

I , so has many a man , that has given over house-keeping , a fair Table , when there's neither cloth , nor meat upon't .

Cap.

What a brave line of life's here , look you Gipseys .

Dond.

I have known as brave a live end in a halter .

Cap.

But thou art born to pretious fortune .

Dond.

The Devil I am .

Cap.

Bette , Bucketto .

Dond.

How , to beat Bucks ?

Cap.

Stealee Bacono .

Dond.

Oh , to steal Bacon , that's the better fortune o'th' two indeed .

Cap.

Thou wilt be shortly Captain of the Gipseys .

Dond. I would you'ld make me Corporal i'th' mean time ; Or Standard-bearer to the Womens Regiment . Cap.

Much may be done for love .

Dond.

Nay here's some money : I know an Office comes not all for love ; a Pox of your Lime-twigs , you hav't all already .

Gap.

It lies but here in cash for thine own use Boy .

Dond.

Nay an't lie there once , I shall hardly come to the fingring on't in haste ; yet make me an apt Scholler , and I care not : Teach me but so much Gipsey , to steal as much more from another , and the Devil do you good of that .

Cap. Thou shalt have all thy heart requires : First , here's a Girl for thy desires , This Doxey fresh , this new come Dell Shall lie by thy sweet side and swell : Get me Gipseys brave and tauny ; With Cheek full plump , and Hip full brauny . Look you prove industrious dealers To serve the Commonwealth with stealers , That th'unhous'd race of Fortune-tellers May never fail to cheat Town-dwellers ; Or to our universal grief , Leave Country Fairs without a Theif . This is all you have to do , Save ev'ry hour a filch or two , Be it money , cloth or pullen , When the ev'nings browe looks sullen . Loose no time , for then 'tis pretious , Let your sleights be fine , facetious ; Which hoping you'll observe , to try thee With rusty Bacon , thus I Gipsifie thee . Dond.

Do you use to do't with Bacon .

Cap.

Evermore :

Dond.

By this light , the Rats will take me now for some Hogs Cheek , and eat up my face when I am asleep ; I shall have nev'r a bit left by to morrow morning ; and lying open mouth'd as I use to do , I shall look for all the world like a Mouse-trap baited with Bacon .

Cap. Why here's a face like thine , so done , Onely grain'd in by the Sun , and this , and these . Dond.

Faith , then there's a company of Bacon faces of you , and I am one now to make up the number : We are a kinde of conscionable people , and 'twere well thought upon for to steal Bacon , and black our faces with't ; Tis like one that commits sin , and writes his faults in his forehead .

Cap.

Wit whether wilt thou ?

Dond.

Marry to the next pocket I can come at ; and if it be a Gentlemans , I wish a whole quarters rent in't : Is this my in dock , out nettle . What's Gipsey for her ?

Cap.

Your doxey she .

Dond.

Oh right , are you my doxey sirra .

Aur. I'll be thy doxey , and thy dell . With thee I'll live , for thee I'll steal : From Fair to Fair , from Wake to Wake , I'll ramble still for thy sweet sake . Dond.

Oh dainty fine doxey ; she speaks the Language as familiarly already , as if sh'ad been begot of a Canter . I pray Captain , what's gipsey for the hind quarter of a Woman ?

Cap.

Nosario .

Dond.

Nosario : Why what's gipsey for my Nose then ?

Cap.

Why Arsinio .

Dond.

Arsinio ? Faith ' me thinks you might have devised a sweeter word for't .

Enter Father and Governor . Cap. Stop , stop , fresh booties , Gentle folks , Seignioroes , Calavario , Fulkadelio . 2 Gip.

La gnambrol a tumbrel .

Dond.

How : Give me one word amongst you , that I may be doing too .

Aur. Yonder they are again , Oh guiltiness , Thou put'st more trembling fear into a Maid Then the first wedding night . Take courage wench Thy face cannot betray thee with a blush now . Fath. Which way she took her flight Sir , none can ghess , Or how she scap't : Govern.

Out at some Window certainly .

Fath.

Oh 'tis a bold daring Baggage .

Govern. See good fortune Sir , The Gipseys , they're the cunningst people living . Fath. They cunning ? what a confidence have you Sir , No wiseman's faith was ever set in fortunes . Govern. You are the wilfulst man against all learning still : I will be hang'd now , if I hear not news of her amongst this company . Fath. You are a Gentleman of the flatt'ring'st hopes That ev'r lost woman yet . Govern.

Come hither Gipsey .

Aur. Luck now , or I'm undone , — What says my Master , Bless me with a silver cross , And I will tell you all your loss . Govern. Lo you there Sir , all my loss , at first word too , There is no cunning in these Gipseys now . Fath

Sure I'll hear more of this .

Govern.

Here's silver for you .

Aur. Now attend your fortunes story , You lov'd a Maid . Govern.

Right .

Aur. She never lov'd you . You shall finde my words are true . Govern.

' Mass I am afraid so .

Aur. You were about To keep her in , but could not do't . Alas the while she would not stay The cough o'th' Lungs blew her away ; And which is worse , you'll be so crost , You'll never finde the thing that's lost ; Yet oftentimes your sight will fear her , She'll be near you , and yet you nev'r the nearer . Let her go , and be the gladder ; She'ld but shame you , if you had her . Ten Counsellors could never school her , She'is so wilde , you could not rule her . Govern.

In troth I am of thy minde , yet Il'ld fain finde her .

Aur. Soonest then , when you least minde her ; But if you mean to take her tripping , Make but haste , she's now a shipping . Govern.

I ever dreamed so much .

Fath. Hie to the Key , We'll mar your voyage , you shall brook no Sea . Exit Father and Governor . Cap.

Cheteroon : High Gulleroon .

Dond.

Filcheroon , pursse-fulleroon : I can say somewhat too .

All .

Excellent Gipsey , witty rare Doxey :

Dond.

I would not change my Dell for a dozen of black Bell-weathers .

Cap.

Our wealth swells high my Boys .

Dond.

Our wealth swells high my Boys .

Cap. Let ev'ry Gipsey Dance with his Doxey , And then drink , drink for joy . Dond. Let ev'ry Gipsey Dance with his Doxey , And then drink , drink for joy : All .

And then drink , drink for joy .

Exit with a strange wilde fashion'd dance to the Hoboys or Cornets .
Scaen 3. Enter Dutchess , Lord Cardinal , and other Lords , Celia . L. Card. That which is meerly call'd a will in woman , I cannot always title it with a vertue . Dutch.

Oh good Sir spare me .

L. Card. Spare your self , good Madam . Extreamest Justice is not so severe To great offenders , as your own forc'd strictness To beauty , youth and time ; you'll answer for't . Dutch.

Sir settle your own peace , let me make mine .

L. Card. But here's a heart must pity it , when it thinks on't , I finde compassion , though the smart be yours . 1 Lord .

None here but do's the like .

2 Lord . Believe it Madam , You have much wrong'd your time . 1 Lord . Nay , let your Grace But think upon the barrenness of succession . 2 Lord .

Nay more , a Vow enforc'd .

Dutch. What do you all Forsake me then , and take part with you man ; Not one friend have I left I do they all fight Under th'inglorious banner of his censure , Serve under his opinion ? L. Card. So will all Madam , Whose judgments can but taste a rightful cause , I look for more force yet ; nay , your own women Will shortly rise against you , when they know The war to be so just and honorable As marriage is : You cannot name that woman , Will not come ready arm'd for such a cause : Can Chastity be any whit impair'd By that which makes it perfect ? Answer Madam , Do you profess constancy , and yet live alone ? How can that hold ! y'are constant then to none . That's a dead vertue , goodness must have practice , Or else it ceases ; then is woman said To be love chaste , knowing but one mans bed : A mighty vertue ; beside , fruitfulness Is part of the salvation of your sex ; And the true use of Wedlocks time and space , Is womans exercise for Faith and Grace . Dutch.

Oh what have you done my Lord ?

L. Card. Laid the way plain To knowledge of your self and your Creation , Unbound a forced Vow , that was but knit By the strange jealousie of your dying Lord , Sinful i'th' fastning . Dutch. All the powres of Constancy Will curse you for this deed . L. Card. You speak in pain Madam , And so I take your words , like one in sickness That rails at his best friend : I know a change Of disposition has a violent working In all of us ; 'tis fit it should have time And councel with it self : May you be fruitful Madam In all the blessings of an honor'd love . 1 Lord . In all your wishes fortunate , and I The cheif of 'em my self . L. Card.

Peace be at your heart Lady .

1 Lord .

And love , say I .

L. Card.

We'll leave good thoughts now , to bring in themselves .

Exit Lords . Dutch. O there's no art like a religious cunning , It carries away all things smooth before it . How subtilly has his wit dealt with the Lords To fetch in their perswasions , to a business That stands in need of none , yeilds of it self As most we women do , when we seem farthest ? But little thinks the Cardinal he's requited After the same proportion of deceit As he sets down for others . Enter Page . Oh here's the pretty Boy , he preferr'd to me , I never saw a meeker , gentler youth Yet made for mans beginning : How unfit Was that poor fool , to be Lactantio's Page , He would have spoil'd him quite , in one year utterly , There had been no hope of him . Come hither childe , I have forgot thy name . Page .

Antonio , Madam .

Dutch. Antonio ! so thou toldst me ; I must chide thee , Why didst thou weep , when thou cam'st first to serve me ? Page . At the distrust of mine own merits Madam , Knowing I was not born to those deserts To please so great a Mistress . Dutch. 'Las poor Boy , That's nothing in thee , but thy modest fear Which makes amends faster then thou canst erre : It shall be my care to have him well brought up As a youth apt for good things . Celia — Cel.

Madam .

Dutch.

Has he bestow'd his hour to day for Musick ?

Cel

Yes , he has Madam .

Dutch.

How do you finde his voice ?

Cel. A pretty womanish faint sprawling voice Madam , But 'twill grow strong in time , if he take care To keep it when he has it from fond exercises . Dutch. Give order to the dancing School-master , Observe an hour with him : Cel. It shall be done Lady ; He is well made for dancing , thick i'th' Chest Madam , He will turn long and strongly . Dutch. He shall not be behinde a quality , That aptness in him or our cost can purchase , And see he lose no time . Cel.

I'll take that order Madam .

Page . Singing and dancing ! 'las my case is worse , I rather need a Midwife , and a Nurse . Exit Celia and Page . Dutch. Lactantio , my procurer not return'd yet ? His malice , I have fitted with an office , Which he takes pleasure to discharge with rigor : He comes , and with him , my hearts Conqueror , My pleasing thraldom's near . Enter General , Lactantio and the Guard . Andr.

Not know the cause ?

Lact. Yes , you shall soon do that now , to the ruine Of your neck-part , or some nine years imprisonment , You meet with mercy , and you scape with that ; Beside your Lands all begg'd and seis'd upon ; That's admirable favor . Here's the Dutchess . Dutch.

Oh Sir y'are welcome .

Lact. Marry bless me still From such a welcome . Dutch. You are hard to come by , It seems Sir by the guilt of your long stay . Andr.

My guilt good Madam .

Dutch. Sure y'had much a do To take him , had you not ? speak truth Lactantio , And leave all favor , were you not in danger ? Lact. Faith something neer it Madam : He grew head-strong , Furious and fierce ; but 'tis not my condition To speak the worst things of mine enemy Madam , Therein I hold mine honor : But had fury Burst into all the violent storms that ever Plaid over anger in tempestuous man . I would have brought him to your Graces presence , Dead or alive . Dutch.

You would not Sir ?

Andr. What pride Of pamper'd blood has mounted up to this puckfoist ? If any way uncounsel'd of my judgment , My ignorance has stept into some error , ( Which I could heart'ly curse ) and so brought on me Your great displeasure , let me feel my sin In the full weight of Justice , vertuous Madam , And let it wake me throughly . But chaste Lady , Out of the bounty of your Grace , permit not This perfum'd parcel of curl'd powder'd hair To cast me in the poor rellish of his censure . Dutch. It shall not need good Sir ; we are our self Of power sufficient to judge you , nev'r doubt it Sir . Withdraw Lactantio ; carefully place your Guard I'th' next Room . Lact. You'll but fare the worse ; You see your niceness spoils you ; you'll go nigh now To feel your sin indeed . Exit Lactantio and Guard : Andr. Hell-mouth be with thee . Was ever malice seen yet to gape wider For mans misfortunes ? Dutch. First Sir , I should think You could not be so impudent to deny , What your own knowledge proves to you . Andr. That were a sin Madam , More gross then flattery spent upon a villain . Dutch.

Your own confession dooms you Sir .

Andr.

Why Madam .

Dutch. Do not you know I made a serious vow At my Lords death , never to marry more ? Andr.

That's a truth Madam , I'm a witness to .

Dutch. Is't so Sir ? you'll be taken presently , This man needs no accuser . Knowing so much , How durst you then attempt so bold a business As to sollicite me ( so strictly setled ) With tempting Letters , and loose lines of love ? Andr.

Who I do't Madam ?

Dutch. Sure the man will shortly Deny he lives , although he walks and breath . Andr. Better destruction snatch me quick from sight Of humane eyes , then I should sin so boldly . Dutch. 'Twas well I kept it then from rage or fire , For my truths credit : Look you Sir , read out , You know the hand and name : Andr.

Andrugio !

Dutch.

And if such things be fit , the world shall judge !

Andr.

Madam .

Dutch. Pish ; that's not so ; it begins otherwise Pray look again Sir ; how you'ld slight your knowledge . Andr.

By all the reputation I late won .

Dutch.

Nay , and you dare not read Sir , I am gone .

Andr.

Read ? most fair Dutchess .

Dutch. Oh , have you found it now ? There's a sweet flatt'ring phrase for a beginning , You thought belike , that would o'rcome me . Andr.

I Madam ?

Dutch.

Nay on Sir , you are slothful :

Andr.

The report of your Vow shall not fear me .

Dutch.

No ? are you so resolute ? 'Tis well for you Sir :

Andr.

I know y'are but a woman .

Dutch.

Well , what then Sir ?

Andr.

And what a woman is , a wiseman knows .

Dutch.

Let him know what he can , he's glad to get us .

Andr.

Perhaps my condition may seem blunt to you .

Dutch:

Well ; we finde no fault with your bluntness .

Andr.

But no mans love can be more sharp set .

Dutch.

I there's good stuff now .

Andr.

And I know desires in both sexes have skill at that weapon .

Dutch. Weapon ! You begin like a Flatterer , and end like a Fencer . Are these fit lines now to be sent to us ? Andr. Now by the honor of a man , his truth Madam , My name's abus'd . Dutch. Fie , fie , deny your hand ! I will not deny mine ; here take it freely Sir , And with it my true constant heart for ever . I never disgrac'd man that sought my favor . Andr.

What mean you Madam ?

Dutch. To requite you Sir By curtesie , I hold my reputation , And you shall taste it : Sir , in as plain truth As the old time walk'd in , when love was simple And knew no art , nor guile , I affect you ; My heart has made her choice . I love you Sir Above my vow ; the frown that met you first , Wore not the livery of anger Sir , But of deep policy : I made your enemy The Instrument for all ; there you may praise me , And 'twill not be ill given . Andr. Here's a strange Language ! The constancy of love bless me from learning on't , Although ambition would soon teach it others . Madam , the service of whole life is yours . But — Dutch.

Enough ; thou'rt mine for ever . Within there .

Enter Lactantio , and the Guard . Lact.

Madam .

Dutch. Lay hands upon him , bear him hence , See he be kept close prisoner in our Pallace , The time's not yet ripe for our Nuptial Sollace . Exit . Lact.

This you could clear your self .

Andr. There's a voice that wearies me More then mine own distractions . Lact.

You are innocent ?

Andr. I have not a time idle enough from passion , To give this Devil an answer : Oh she's lost ! Curst be that love , by which a better's crost . There my heart's setled . Lact. How is he disgrac'd , And I advanc'd in love ? Faith he that can Wish more to his enemy , is a spightful man , And worthy to be punish'd . Exeunt .
Act. 5.
Scaen. 1. Enter Page , Celia , and Crotchet . Cel.

SIr I'm of that opinion , being kept hard to't , In troth I think he'll take his prick-song well .

Crotch. G , sol , re ut ; you ghess not right y'faith . Mistress , you'll finde y'are in an error straight : Come on Sir , lay the Books down ; you shall see now . Page . Would I'd an honest Caudle next my heart , Let whose would Sol Fa , I'ld give them my part . In troth methinks I have a great longing in me To bite a peece of the Musitians Nose off ; But I'll rather lose my longing , then spoil the poor mans Singing ; the very tip will serve my turn , methinks if I Could get it , that he might well spare ; his Nose is of The longest — Oh my back . Crotch.

You shall hear that ; rehearse your Gamot Boy :

Page .

Who'ld be thus toild for love , and want the joy ?

Crotch.

Why when ? begin Sir : I must stay your leisure .

Page .

Gamot , a re , b me , &c.

Crotch.

Ee la : Aloft , above the clouds my Boy .

Page . It must be a better note then Ela Sir , That brings Musitians thither ; they're too hasty , The most part of 'em , to take such a journey , And must needs fall by th' way . Crotch.

How many Cliffs be there ?

Page .

One Cliff Sir .

Crotch. Oh intolerable heretick To voice and musick ! Do you know but one Cliff ? Page . No more ; indeed I Sir , and at this time , I know too much of that . Crotch.

How many Notes be there ?

Page . Eight Sir , I fear me I shall finde nine shortly , To my great shame and sorrow : — Oh my stomach ! Crotch.

Will you repeat your notes then ? I must Sol Fa you , why when Sir ?

Page . A large , a long , a brief , a semibrief , a minom , a crotchet , A quaver , a semiquaver : Crotch.

Oh , have you found the way ?

Page . Never trust me If I have not lost my wind with naming of 'em . Crotch. Come Boy , your mindes upon some other thing now : Set to your Song . Page .

Was ever Wench so punish'd ?

Crotch.

Ut. Come begin .

Page .

Ut me re fa sol la .

Crotch. Keep time you foolish Boy — ( Here they sing Pricksong ) How like you this Madova ? Celia . Pretty , He will do well in time being kept under . Crotch.

I'll make his ears sore , and his knuckles ake else .

Cel.

And that's the way to bring a Boy to goodness Sir .

Crotch. There's many now waxt proper Gentlemen . Whom I have nipt i'ch' ear Wench , that's my comfort . Come sing me over the last song I taught you : Y'are perfect in that sure , look you keep time well , Or here I'll notch your faults up . Sol , Sol , begin Boy . Musick , Song . Cel. So y'have done well Sir . Here comes the dancing Master now , y'are discharg'd . Enter Sinquapace the Dancer . Sinq.

Oh Seignior Crotchet , Oh .

Crotch. A minom rest , two cliffs , and a semibrief . In the name Of Alamire , what's the matter Sir ? Sinq.

The horriblest disaster that ever disgrac'd the lofty cunning of a dancer .

Crotch.

Be fa beme : Heaven forbid man .

Sinq.

Oh — oo — the most cruel Fortune !

Crotch. That semiquaver is no friend to you , That I must tell you ; 'tis not for a Dancer To put his voice so hard to't , every workman Must use his own tools Sir , de fa sol man , dilate The matter to me . Sinq.

Faith riding upon my Foot-cloth , as I use to do , coming through a croud by chance , I let fall my Fiddle .

Crotch.

De sol re . Your Fiddle Sir ?

Sinq.

Oh that such an instrument should be made to betray a poor Gentleman ! nay , which is more lamentable , whose luck should it be to take up this unfortunate Fiddle , but a Barbers Prentice , who cryed out presently , according to his nature ; You trim Gentleman on Horsback , y'have lost your Fiddle , your worships Fiddle ; seeing me upon my Foot-cloth , the mannerly Cockscomb could say no less . But away rid I Sir , put my horse to a caranto pace , and left my Fiddle behinde me :

Crotch.

De la sol re .

Sinq.

I , was't not a strange fortune , an excellent Treble-vial , by my Troth 'twas my Masters , when I was but a pumper , that is a puller on of Gentlemens Pumps .

Crotch.

C , c , sol fa : I knew you then Sir .

Sinq.

But I make no question , but I shall hear on't shortly at one Brokers or another , for I know the Barber will scourse it away for some old Cittron .

Crotch. Ela me , my life for yours on that Sir ; I must to my other Schollers , my hour calls me away : I leave you to your Practise , Fa sol la . Fare you well Sir : Exit . Sinq.

The Lavolto's of a merry heart be with you Sir ; and a merry heart makes a good singing man ; a man may love to hear himself talk , when he carries pith in's mouth — Metereza Celia .

Cel. Seignior Sinquapace , the welcom'st Gentleman alive of A Dancer . This is the youth , he can do little yet ; 'Tis Pricksong very poorly ; he is one Must have it put into him ; somewhat dull Sir . Sinq. As you are all at first . You know 'twas long Ere you could learn your doubles . Cel. I that's true Sir , But I can tickl't now . Fa , la , la , &c. Lo you , how like you me now Sir ? Sinq.

Marry pray for the Founder , here he stands ; long may he live to receive quartridges , go brave , and pay his Mercer wondrous duly , I , and his jealous Laundress , that for the love she bears him starches yellow , poor Soul ; my own flesh knows I wrong her not . Come Metereza , once more shake your great hips , and your little heels , since you begin to fall in of your self , and dance over the end of the caranto I taught you last night .

Cel.

The tune's clear out of my head Sir .

Sinq.

A Pox of my little Usher , how long he stayes too with the second part of the former Fiddle ! Come , I'll Sol fa it , i'th' mean time , Fa , la , la , la , &c. perfectly excellent . I will make you fit to dance with the best Christian Gentleman in Europe , and keep time with him for his heart , ere I give you over .

Cel. Nay , I know I shall do well Sir , and I am somewhat proud on't , But 'twas my Mothers fault , when she danced with the Duke of Florence . Sinq.

Why you'll never dance well , while you live , if you be not proud . I know that by my self ; I may teach my heart out , if you have not the grace to follow me .

Cel.

I warrant you for that Sir :

Sinq.

Gentlewomen that are good Schollers Will come as near their Masters , as they can ; I have known some lye with 'em for their better understanding , I speak not this to draw you on forsooth ; use your pleasure , if you come y'are welcome , you shall see a fine lodging , a dish of Comfits , Musick , and sweet Linnen .

Cel. And trust me Sir , no woman can wish more in this world , Unless it be ten pound i'th' Chamber window , Laid ready in good gold against she rises . Sinq.

Those things are got in a morning Wench with me .

Cel. Indeed , I hold the morning the best time of getting ; So says my Sister ; she's a Lawyers wife Sir , And should know what belongs to cases best : A fitter time for this ; I must not talk Too long of womens matters before Boys . He's very raw , you must take pains with him , It is the Dutchess minde it should be so ; she loves him Well I tell you — Exit . Sinq.

How , love him ? he's too little for any womans love i'th' Town , by three handfuls : I wonder of a great woman , sh' as no more wit y'faith ; one of my pitch were somewhat tolerable .

Enter Usher .

Oh are you come ! who would be thus plagued with a Dandiprat Usher ! how many kicks do you deserve in conscience ?

Usher .

Your Horse is safe Sir .

Sinq.

Now I talk't of kicking , 'twas well remembred , is not the Footcloth stoln yet ?

Usher .

More by good hap then any cunning Sir : Would any Gentleman but you , get a Tailors son to walk his Horse , in this dear time of black Velvet ?

Sinq.

Troth thou saist true ; thy care has got thy pardon ; I'll venture so no more . Come my yong Scholler , I am ready for you now .

Page . Alas 'twill kill me , I'm even as full of qualms as heart can bear : How shall I do to hold up ? Alas Sir I can dance nothing but ill-favor'dly , A strain or two of Passa-Measures Galliard . Sinq. Marry y'are forwarder then I conceiv'd you , A toward Stripling ; enter him Nicholao , For the fool's bashful , as they are all at first Till they be once well entred . Usher .

Passa-Measures Sir ?

Sinq. I Sir , I hope you hear me ; mark him now Boy . ( Dance . ) Ha well done , exc'llent Boys — Dainty fine Springals ; The glory of Dancers Hall , if they had any ; And of all Professions , they had most need of one For room to practise in , yet they have none . O times ! O manners ! you have very little . Why should the leaden heel'd Plumber have his Hall , And the light-footed Dancer none at all ? But Fortune de la guardo , things must be : W're born to teach in Back-houses and Nooks , Garrets sometimes , where't rains upon our Books . Come on Sir , are you ready ? first your honor . Page .

I'll wish no fo , a greater cross upon her :

Sinq.

Curtsey , heiday ! Run to him Nicholao , by this light he will shame me ; he makes curtsey like a Chamber-maid .

Usher .

Why what do you mean Page ! are you mad ? did you ever see a Boy begin a Dance , and make curtsey like a Wench before ?

Page .

Troth I was thinking of another thing ; And quite forgot my self , I pray forgive me Sir .

Sinq.

Come make amends then now with a good leg , and dance it sprightly : What a beastly leg has he made there now , 'twould vex ones heart out : Now begin Boy , Oh , oh , oh , oh , &c. open thy Knees , wider , wider , wider , wider ; did you ever see a Boy dance clencht up , he needs a pick-lock ; out upon thee for an arrant Ass , an arrant Ass , I shall lose my credit by thee , a pest'lence on thee . Here Boy hold the Vial , let me come to him , I shall get more disgrace by this little Monkey now , then by all the Ladies that ever I taught . Come on Sir now ; cast thy leg out from thee , lift it up aloft Boy ; a Pox , his knees are soader'd together , they're sow'd together ; canst not stride ? Oh I could eat thee up , I could eat thee up , and begin upon thy hinder quarter , thy hinder quarter : I shall never teach this Boy without a skrew , his knees must be opened with a Vice , or there's no good to be done upon him — Who taught you to dance Boy ?

Page .

It is but little Sir that I can do .

Sinq.

No ; I'll be sworn for you .

Page .

And that Seignior Laurentio taught me Sir :

Sinq. Seignior Laurentio was an arrant Cockscomb , And fit to teach none but White-bakers children To knead their knees together . You can turn above ground Boy ? Page .

Not I Sir ; my turns rather under-ground .

Sinq. We'll see what you can do , I love to try What's in my Schollers , the first hour I teach them : Shew him a close trick now Nicholao . Ha , dainty Stripling ! come Boy . Page . 'Lass not I Sir , I am not for lofty tricks , indeed I am not Sir : Sinq.

How ; such another word , down goes your Hose Boy .

Page .

Alas 'tis time for me to do any thing then .

Sinq.

Heyday he's down ; is this your lofty trick Boy ?

Usher .

O Master , the Boy swoons ; he's dead I fear me .

Sinq. Dead ! I nev'r knew one die with a lofty trick before . Up Sirrah , up . Page .

A Midwife , run for a Midwife .

Sinq. A Midwife ! By this light the Boy's with childe . A miracle ! Some Woman is the Father . The World's turn'd upside down , sure if Men breed , Women must get , one never could do both yet . No marv'l you danc'd close-knee'd the Sinquapace : Put up my Fiddle , here's a stranger case — Exeunt Sinquapace and Page . Usher . That 'tis I'll swear ; 'twill make the Dutchess wonder . I fear me 'twill bring dancing out of request , And hinder our profession for a time : Your Women that are closely got with childe , Will put themselves clean out of exercise , And will not venture now for fear of meeting Their shames in a Caranto , specially If they be near their time : Well in my knowledge , If that should happen , we are sure to lose Many a good Waiting-woman , that's now over shooes . Alas the while — Exit .
Scaen. 2. Enter the Dutchess and Celia . Dutch. Thou tell'st me things are enemies to reason , I cannot get my Faith to entertain 'em , And I hope nev'r shall . Cel.

'Tis too true Madam .

Dutch. I say 'tis false : 'Twere better th'hadst been dumb , Then spoke a truth s'unpleasing ; thou shalt get But little praise by't : He whom we affect To place his love upon so base a Creature ! Cel. Nay ugliness it self , you'ld say so Madam , If you but saw her once , a strowling Gipsey , No Christian that is born a Hinde could love her , She's the Suns Master-peece for tawniness ; Yet have I seen Andrugio's arms about her , Perceived his hollow whisprings in her ear , His joys at meeting her . Dutch.

What joy could that be ?

Cel. Such Madam , I have seldom seen it equal'd ; He kist her with that greediness of affection , As if his lips had been as red as yours . I look'd still when he would be black in mouth , Like Boys with eating Hedg-berries : Nay , more Madam , He brib'd one of his Keepers with ten Duckets To finde her out amongst a flight of Gipseys . Dutch. I'll have that Keeper hang'd , and you for malice , She cannot be so bad as you report , Whom he so firmly loves , you're false in much , And I will have you try'd ; go fetch her to us : Exit Celia . He cannot be himself , and appear guilty Of such gross folly , has an eye of judgment , And that will overlook him : This Wench fails In understanding service ; she must home , Live at her house i'th' Country , she decayes In beauty and discretion : Who has't brought there ? Enter Celia and Aurelia . Cel.

This is she Madam .

Dutch. Youth and whiteness bless me , It is not possible : He talk'd sensibly Within this hour , this cannot be : How does he ? I fear me my restraint has made him mad . Cel.

His health is perfect , Madam .

Dutch. You are perfect In falshood still , he's certainly distracted : Though I'ld be loth to foul my words upon her , She looks so beastly , yet I'll ask the question , Are you belov'd ( sweet face ) of Andrugio ? Aur. Yes showr'ly Mistress , he done love me 'Bove all the Girls that shine above me . Full often has he sweetly kist me , And wept as often when he mist me : Swore he was to marry none , But me alone . Dutch. Out on thee ; marry thee ? away with her . Clear mine eyes of her : Exit Aurelia . A Curat that has got his place by Simony , Is not half black enough to marry thee . Surely the man's far spent , how ere he carries it , He's without question mad ; but I nev'r knew Man bear it better before company . The love of Woman wears so thick a blindness , It sees no fault , but onely mans unkindness ; And that's so gross , it may be felt : Here Celia Take this ; with speed command Andrugio to us , And his guard from him . Cel

It shall strait be done Madam .

Exit . Dutch. I'll look into his carriage more judiciously , When I next get him . A wrong done to Beauty , Is greater then an injury done to Love , And we'll less pardon it ; for had it been A creature whose perfection had out-shin'd me , It had been honorable judgment in him , And to my peace a noble satisfaction : But as it is , 'tis monstrous above folly ! Look he be mad indeed , and throughly gone , Or he pays deerly for't : 'Tis not The ordinary madness of a Gentleman , That shall excuse him here ; ' had better lose His wits eternally , then lose my Grace : So strange is the condition of his fall , He's safe in nothing , but in loss of all . Enter Andrugio . He comes : Now by the Fruits of all my hopes , A man that has his wits , cannot look better ; It likes me well enough , there's life in's eye , And civil health in's Cheek ; he stands with judgment , And bears his body well : What ails this man ? Sure I durst venture him 'mongst a thousand Ladies . Let 'em shoot all their scoffs , which makes none laugh But their own Waiting-women , and they dare do no otherwise . Come neerer Sir : I pray keep further off , Now I remember you . Andr.

What new trick's in this now ?

Dutch.

How long have you been mad Sir ?

Andr. Mad ! a great time Lady ; Since I first knew I should not sin , yet sin'd ; That's now some thirty years ; By'r Lady upwards . Dutch This man speaks reason , wondrous feelingly , Enough to teach the rudest Soul good manners . You cannot be excus'd with lightness now , Or frantick fits ; y're able to instruct Sir , And be a light to men . If you have errors , They be not ignorant in you , but wilful , And in that state I seise on 'em . Did I Bring thee acquainted lately with my heart ! And when thou thought'st a storm of anger took thee , It in a moment clear'd up all to love , To the abusing of thy spiteful enemy That sought to fix his malice upon thee , And couldst thou so requite me ? Andr.

How ! good Madam .

Dutch. To wrong all worth in man , to deal so basely Upon contempt it self , disdain and loathsomness ; A thing whose face through ugliness frights children ; A stragling Gipsey ! Andr. See how you may erre , Madam , Through wrongful information ; by my hopes Of truth and mercy , there is no such love Bestow'd upon a creature so unworthy . Dutch No , then you cannot flie me ; fetch her back : And though the sight of her displease mine eye Worse then th'offensiv'st object , Earth and Nature Can present to us ; yet for truths probation , We will endur't contentfully : What now Art thou return'd without her ? Enter Celia and Aurelia . Andr. No Madam : This is she my peace dwells in , If here be either baseness of discent , Rudeness of manners or deformity In face or fashion , I have lost , I'll yeild it ; Tax me severely Madam . Dutch. How thou standst , As dumb as the Salt-pillar ; where's this Gipsey ? What no ? I cannot blame thee then for silence . Now I'm confounded too , and take part with thee . Aur. Your pardon , and your pity , vertuous Madam . Cruel restraint joyn'd with the power of love , Taught me that art , in that disguise I'scap'd The hardness of my Fortunes ; you that see What loves force is , good Madam pity me . Andr. Your Grace has ever been the friend of truth ; And here 'tis set before you . Dutch. I confess I have no wrong at all ; she's yonger , fairer . He has not now dishonor'd me in choice , I much commend his noble care and judgment . 'Twas a just cross led in by a temptation , For offering but to part from my dear Vow , And I'll embrace it cheerfully : Rise both , The joys of faithful marriage bless your souls , I will not part you . Andr.

Vertues crown be yours Madam .

Enter Lactantio . Aur. Oh there appears the life of all my wishes ; Is your Grace pleas'd out of your bounteous goodness To a poor Virgins comforts , I shall freely Enjoy whom my heart loves . Dutch. Our word is past , Enjoy without disturbance . Aur. There Lactantio Spread thy arms open wide , to welcome her That has wrought all this means to rest in thee . Andr.

Death of my joys ; how's this ?

Lact. Prethee away fond Fool , hast ' no shame in thee , Th'art bold and ignorant , what ere thou art . Aur.

What ere I am , do not you know me then ?

Lact. Yes for some Waiting-vessel , but the times Are chang'd with me , if y'had the grace to know 'em . I look'd for more respect , I am not spoke withal After this rate I tell you ; learn hereafter To know what belongs to me , you shall see All the Court teach you shortly . Farewel Manners . Dutch.

I'll mark the event of this .

Aur. I'have undone my self two ways at once ; lost a great deal of time , And now I am like to lose more . O my fortune ! I was nineteen yesterday , and partly vow'd To have a childe by twenty , if not twain : To see how Maids are crost ! but I'm plagu'd justly : And she that makes a fool of her first love , Let her ne'r look to prosper , Sir . Andr.

Oh falshood !

Aur. Have you forgiveness in you ? There's more hope of me Then of a Maid that never yet offended . Andr.

Make me your property ?

Aur. I'll promise you , I'll never make you worse : And Sir you know There are worse things for women to make men . But by my hope of children , ( and all lawful ) I'll be as true for ever to your Bed As she , in thought or deed , that never err'd : Andr. I'll once believe a woman , be it but to strengthen Weak faith in other men : I have a love That covers all thy faults . Enter Lord Cardinal and the Lords . L. Card. Nephew , prepare thy self With meekness and thanksgiving to receive Thy reverend fortune : Amongst all the Lords , Her close affection now makes choice of thee : Lact. Alas I'm not to learn to know that now . Where could she make choice here , if I were missing ? 'Twould trouble the whole State , and puzzle 'em all To finde out such another . L. Card. 'Tis high time Madam , If your Grace please , to make election now . Behold , they are all assembled ! Dutch. What election ? You speak things strange to me Sir . L. Card.

How ! good Madam .

Dutch. Give me your meaning plainly like a Father . You are too religious Sir to deal in Riddles . L. Card. Is there a plainer way then leads to marriage , Madam , And the man set before you ? Dutch. O Blasphemy To Sanctimonious Faith ! comes it from you Sir ! An ill example ; know you what you speak , Or who you are ? Is not my Vow in place ? How dare you be so bold Sir ? Say a woman Were tempt with a temptation , must you presently Take all th'advantage on't ? L. Card.

Is this in earnest , Madam ?

Dutch. Heaven pardon you ; if you do not think so Sir , Y'have much to answer for : But I will leave you ; Return I humbly now from whence I fell . All you blest powers that Register the Vows Of Virgins and chaste Matrons , look on me With eyes of mercy ; seal forgiveness to me By signs of inward peace ; and to be surer , That I will never fail your good hopes of me , I binde my self more strictly . All my riches I'll speedily commend to holy uses ; This Temple unto some religious Sanctuary , Where all my time to come I will allow For fruitful thoughts ; so knit I up my Vow . Lactant. This is to hawk at Eagles : Pox of pride , It lays a man i'th' mire still , like a Jade That has too many tricks , and ne'r a good one . I must gape high , I'm in a sweet case now , I was sure of one , and now I have lost her too . Dutch. I know , my Lord , all that great studious care Is for your Kinsman ; he's provided for According to his merits . L. Card.

How's that ! good Madam ?

Dutch. Upon the firmness of my Faith it's true Sir ; See here's the Gentlewoman ; the match was made Near forty weeks ago : He knows the time Sir , Better then I can tell him , and the poor Gentlewoman Better then he : But being Religious Sir , and fearing you , He durst not own her for his wife till now , Onely contracted with her in mans apparel , For the more modesty , because he was bashful , And never could endure the sight of woman , For fear that you should see her : This was he Chose for my love ; this Page prefer'd to me . Lact.

I'm paid with mine own money .

L. Card. Dare hypocrisie , For fear of vengeance , sit so close to Vertue . Steal'st thou a holy vestment from Religion , To cloath forbidden Lust with ? th'open villainy Goes before thee to mercy , and his Penitency Is blest with a more sweet and quick return . I utterly disclaim all blood in thee . I'll sooner make a Parracide my heir , Then such a monster . O forgive me Madam ! Th'apprehension of the wrong to you Has a sins wait at it . I forget all Charity , When I but think upon him . Dutch. Nay , my Lord , At our request , since we are pleas'd to pardon , And send remission to all former errors , Which conscionable Justice now sets right , From you we expect patience ; h'as had punishment Enough in his false hopes ; trust me he has Sir ; They have requited his dissembling largely . And to erect your falling-goodness to him , We'll begin first our self : Ten thousand Duckets The Gentlewoman shall bring out of our Treasure , To make her dowry . L. Card. None has the true way Of over-coming anger with meek vertue , Like your compassionate Grace . Lact. Curse of this fortune : This 'tis to meddle with taking stuff , whose Belly cannot be confin'd in a Waste-band : Pray what have you done with the Breeches , we shall have need of 'em shortly ; and we get children so fast , they are too good to be cast away . My Son and Heir need not scorn to wear what his Mother has left off : I had my fortune told me by a Gipsey seven years ago , she said then I should be the spoil of many a Maid , and at seven years end marry a Quean for my labor ; which falls out wicked and true . Dutch. We all have faults ; look not so much on his . Who lives i'th' world that never did amiss ? For you Aurelia , I commend your choice , Y'have one after our heart : And though your Father Be not in presence , we'll assure his voice ; Doubt not his liking , his o'r-joying rather : You Sir embrace your own , 'tis your full due ; No Page serves me more , that once dwells with you . Oh they that search out mans intents , shall finde There's more Dissemblers then of Women kinde . Exeunt .
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